Madman

9001/10 for disturbed.

Banned because WAIT WAT

Granted, you have godlike powers and the mind of a mere mortal, therefore you cannot comprehend your existence and blow up the entire time-space continuum of every parallel universe ever. I wish I went back in time and prevented myself from wishing this wish.

I will brutally mutilate you.

9ASUapAPTPM MOODA FUCKN' SHAZBOT

Granted, your snake is now solid. I wish my wish got corrupted.

Pretty cool guy, eh is brony(?) and doesn't afraid of anything.

Well. Wishes aren't THAT powerful. I wish that my wish wouldn't get corrupted.

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Uhh... Thanks?

[attachment=0]JG36YSIZL33FPZH4BBVFAKZ5OILB7HEO.jpg[/attachment] You wake up with Jim Raynor by your side.

The wat is strong with this one. I like it.

As far as English goes, any word that includes "f*ck" is my curse of choice. In Greek however, when I'm around people at about my age I revert from a soft - spoken shy guy to a guttral acid spewing demon-tongued, spawn of all that is vile and itchy and so forth.

10/10 Pure win.

Someone's made a documentary about my life. tT55pvSe9R4

I JUST WAN GO 2 DIDNY WORL

Shorts. Not the short-Shorts type but y'know. Also a necklace made out of coffee beans.

"Well it appears that my shirt is somewhat revealing. Nevermind.

I wish I was old enough to experience the full potential of 4chan.

A random stranger kicks you in the balls.

Madman pours mental images of pure knowledge into Chuck's mind making him omniscient but not omnipotent. He then removes Chuck's mental power leaving him stupid while seeing every aspect of time and space in infinite parralel realities. Chuck's brain, unable to comprehend the limitless knowledge it has absorbed, shatters into itself, leaving him a mindless heap of flesh. The sheer amount of information that his former mind once held creates a space-time anomaly wiping out all life in the universes. Madman, being dead in the first place, sits on the hill smiling.

Bob Marley's special mix.

7/10 'Tis cool.

Hear ye hear ye! I, Madman, hearby declare that i will chop my wang off, in the name of FREEDOM and JUSTICE and rule this land with great HONOR. All those who dare question my rule will be slaped across the face by my deteriorating PINGAS.

Everybody knows that defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier, so the tasty, rotting corpse of Arby assaults Martin, who is seduced by the zombie's tastyness, and therefore proceeds to devour Arby. Too bad that the zombified Arby also tries to devour Martin. The shadowy maniac claims the hill thanks to some good-ol' fashioned necromancy.