Madman

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nari

I smoke liquefied vagina.

Cool people must hate. Hate is what drives us forth negtemlen! But not weiners! Boss is mad cuz you touched his special shalalaaah! Up in his tralalaaah! Down in his~ It would take a tactical genious to- GAAABE! Ding ding dong, rat hat ta, oohlala. Ting tang walla walla pickles. Ohh eek ooh ah ha ting tang walla walla Nazi Vampires from mars.

You wake up in a field of green grass with no memories other than this worlds' language. The world is seemingly crafted from the minds of Tolkien and other writers/developers of fantasy. You wake up in a harsh yet beautiful world and choose your path. You can be good, evil, anything. And when your passing finally comes, you wake up in field, with no memory and in a different body. This carries on eternally.

CHECK MAH AYUSS

Three dimensional bananas fetus minerals red.

I think I just had sex with myself.

"I am making it pretty obvious that I'm attracted to you."

This was just. Fucking brain hurts like bloody fucking hell.

Hey! Make love to me!

Bought a D&D starter set. I don't understand shit.

This is now my favorite word.

TechGuru

I wanna be the very best Keyboard warrior there is. To pwn noobs is my long-term target! To say euphemisms to their mothers is my cause!

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ART THOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS? Yes! YESSS! FUCK YEAH! Give me your warm abdomen mr Crabs! I lust for your SOFT MOIST FLESH!

10/10 He had cleavage?

Your boobs explode at the speed of light. Can you feel the force of a thousand screaming ferrets? CAN YOU?! HUH!? HUUUH?!

You are not prepared Dickie.

"Artsy..."

For no king shall we be forced to bow! To peanuts or not to peanuts? Is this Sparta?

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT RAT? BACK IN LINE WITH THE REST OF THE RECRUITS! damn youngsters these days...