Madman

Taking a crap +5 comfort removes debuff: Belly ache 5% chance of negative effect: Explosive diarrhea. -10 hygene Removes "shit your pants" timer for 12 hours

Carry on with my life. What would you do if ceiling cat watched you masturbate?

Fart straight at the muggers face. And sream like a little girl. What would you do if you found out that the cookie monster had suicidal tendencies?

Jonathan.

No, does it make any difference?

So I just got the orange box and finished doenloading Tf2 along with the others. I opened Tf and started browsing for servers, and, 95% of the servers were not responding. Even when I found a responding server, it would just stick at the loading screen when it reached the map download, the program would go non-responsive forcing me to close it via task-manager. Even when I managed to close it, my DSL line would go down and I couldn't access any online service only from my computer, the others would work normally. What must I do? I'm so confused!

I've just had an accident and hurt my spine kinda bad so I'll stay in bed for the next two days.

Ambassador lemon?

Who needs a medic when you've got a PYRO?

Banned because banned.

MOO

Did you know that infants can swim by instinct?

Banned for posting on a forum.

"Studying" for mah exams

Oh. My. Gawd. ITS TEH JEEZBURGER!!!!!

Yeah, I agree with that. For me, growing old is a state of mind wich has nothing to do with aging. btw im 13, gonna turn 14 in december

I'm not exactly a bookworm and the only books I've read are: Treasure island Harry Potter and the order of Phoenix Some star wars books that I dont really remember But the most awesome book I've ever read was "What is life?". It combined molecular biology and quantum physics issues, which were unfolded one by one through the story of a group of scientists trying to create an artificial cell. The book was about 150 to 200 pages and pretty small in size, but it took me ages to read because i had to look up encyclopedias and wikipedia all the time. Pretty badass book though.

Banned for making a puppy cry.

Vision, Escape Vision, This feels _right_ Hell, Is where I lie Now take the power, When we all die We all die Godflesh. Streetcleaner

Bob bob bobing on heavens door... Bob bob bobing on heavens door yeah...

B

Banned for the sole purpose of being banned.

Dun dah-dah dun-dun dah-dah dun-dun-dun-dun dah-da-da

Sacred - Blind Guardian So epic it made me cry.

Who needs pubic hair when you've got a bottle'o rum?