PaladinVargas10

I'm all for it. I love roleplaying. Speaking of which....... Captain Drake Simmons, of the United Terran Defense Force, reporting for duty.

Ah, alright then. ...........So, how about that Portal 2, huh? Pretty good, isn't it?

I wasn't getting pissed at you, I'm just saying, it's from WC3.

People who play FPS's and think they're "H4RDC0R3!!!111!!!!!!2!!!11!" and have nothing better to do than scream it into their headsets. I already listen to loud music, no need to add to my hearing damage.

Unfortunately, the Zerg swarmed the Earth and destroyed it.

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Yay, also, you kinda copied this off a WarCraft 3 Custom Game, but.....I like it.

Hell no.

Games that try to be UBER realistic. Yes, I know some people like it, but, come on, I play games for fun, not for a real life military simulator.

I'm straight, and very tolerant of other sexualities. This probably has something to do with the fact that my uncle is gay.

This doesn't really apply to the strangest things theme, but its school related, so, yeah. We had a science experiment today. We had to make a container for an egg that would stop it being destroyed after being dropped from three storeys. We worked for two and a half lessons on it, and were then given our eggs. We named our egg "Chell" (Get the pun?). During the test, our egg-carrier thing was lodged on the first storey. A friend of mine decided to kick it, thus dropping it to the ground. It landed "Chell" first. (That was terrible.) It broke. Rawr, anger.

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Fuck. I knew I should have listened to Cave Johnson.

But the zombies don't know that. Indeed.

This is a thread about your plan for the zombie apocalypse. (Did I spell that right?) I'll start with mine. My plan is rather complex. (Or maybe not) Near a friend's house there's a large concrete cylinder that stores water. There's only two ways up, which are the staircases. Collapse those, and use a ladder to let people up. Bring tents, food, etc. We'll live up there for as long as it takes, bringing up survivors that want to come up. We'll make periodic runs for food, medicine, etc. I'm thinking we could just drill a well at the top of the dam for water. Since guns are illegal for people to own without a permit, we'd have to wait for cops, soldiers, etc for weapons. I'd also make a quarantine-type bunker thing for people who were down from the shelter, and you'd have to stay in there for however long it takes for zombification (A few days, a week, whatever.) I'd live up there with my friends and family. What do you lot think? As stated before, share your zombie plan, and tell me what you think of mine. (As a side note, please don't start with "I/we'd raid a gun store..." That tactic is unwise. The people that run it will have it shut up tight, and most likely won't be willing to share their guns and ammo with you. Or, it'll already be raided, with nothing there.)

Zombies are very unlikely. I agree with alphabetagamma, as well as all the other people about the zombies and such. That doesn't stop me from having a zombie plan, though. Just in case.

Well, since we're on the subject of teleporters in HL, I'd like to mention something about the Combine Teleport in the second. Kleiner states: "It appears that the Combine have developed a very slow teleport!" Basically, when you use the Combine teleport to get to Kleiners lab, it takes you two weeks to get there. Both teleports are in City 17. If that didn't make much sense, I'm sorry. I'm tired. Yay for Science?

Screw up a space station, and get into a fight with some aliens. What would you do if you woke up 1000 years in the past?

Who leads the Protoss in starcraft 2? Depends if you're talking about the regular Protoss or the Dark Templars. Dark Templars-Zeratul Regular Protoss- Executor Silendis

Wear pink hot pants and a rainbow shirt and say that everything is "FAABULUSS!" (That was kinda....yeah...) What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in Duke Nukem's Titty City, being welcomed by the King himself?

I like CoD. However, I prefer Halo's multiplayer, since it's more balanced. I started playing Black Ops Multiplayer late, so I'm like...level 11 with a tiny little SMG while everyone else is level 50 or 60 with a giant fucking machine gun, killing me in two seconds, and then being able to spawn choppers, dogs, missle, napalm, etc. on me with me barely getting a shot off. The singleplayer is good, though. Also, would anyone here pay for a Zombies CoD release? Like, arcade mode and such for multiplayer, but the story being linear, similar to the other CoD games, but Zombies?

Although I like them, The WW2 theme is kinda done to death, don't you think? I've been wondering about this for a year or two, but would anyone esle like to play a WW1 game? That doesn't have you flying planes, as a guy on the ground?

I've got both ME1 and ME2, but I haven't completed the first one. It's not as good as the second, I think. I prefer to play as a soldier, and, have two soldiers backing me up. (Garrus and Grunt. Fuck yes.) However, I have a problem with it. It's my comp, I think. I played ME2 through once, no problem. Played it again after getting rid of save files to try and get a perfect ending, and it was really laggy. Even loading screen cutscenes were slow as shit, and stopped every now and then. My computer can play ANYTHING I put into it at the highest graphics setting, almost flawlessy. (With the exception of Crysis 2. Lags a little bit.) I tried uninstalling it, and it wasn't laggy anymore. Then I loaded it up the nest day, slow as shit again. May be a little off-topic, but can anyone help? I don't want to play ME3 with a backstory from the second I don't want.

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Wonder if Satan's thermostat was stuck to the "Blizzard" setting. What would you do if your roommate turned out to be a zombie-werewolf-cyborg-superalien. FROM THE FUTURE?