PaladinVargas10

Well, having lived in Australia all my life, I have an Australian accent........mate. However, I do talk in a rather sophisticated way, and some people have even taken to calling me Sheldon. If you've seen the Big Bang theory, you'll know why. People say I talk like him.

Go to the armoury, while yelling "You can never have too many guns!"

(Damn, well, alright.)

Walk to the tail locomotive, while thinking aloud about how much you want some damn pancakes.

(Look. I'll participate, I just need to be alive to do so, don't I? Or am I a ghost or something?)

You move the wrapper infront of your eyes. It is hard to read, both because it is torn, and you don't have your glasses. However, you eventually focus it enough to read it. It clearly states "OVER NINE THOUSSAAAAAAAAAAANNNDDD!!!" You wonder about how unneccessary that meme is. It gets you thinking about other internet memes, which gets you thinking about aliens. Obvious exits have not changed.

(Hey guys, sorry about being gone for so long. I was on a cruise for a week, and I forgot when I got back. Now, am I going to have to wait till the next game, or could I be alive again?)

Shepard, how exactly is your first quote true? Maybe I'm not getting it, I just woke up. Urgh. Anyway: "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel."

"You have died of dysentry"

Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces 2. It's old, it's kinda shit, but it's fun. It's a rare specimen: a decent Star Wars game(that's not an RTS or TPS, it's an FPS)

WOW First of all, the positive, good job succeeding at that. Secondly, how in the hell did you miss the big glowing stores? He may have thought they were a new type of necromorph. They're crafty bastards....

Funnily enough, a friend of mine bought the game, and I went over to his house to play it. Our session started at aroud midnight, with the lights off, the brightness down, and the volume at max. I didn't find it scary, but I found it intriguing. The story is interesting.

Just look at my sig.

On the subject of Mars, technically, they have found life on mars. I remember hearing on TV that they found little bacteria, algae, etc. on rocks on Mars. So, I guess aliens do exist. Just not the cool ones..... In our solar system, anyway.

I would create a device to solve world hunger. What would you do if video games were real life?

1.Mass Effect 2 2.Half-Life 2 and episodes(Now if only Valve will get Ep three done quicker.) 3.Fallout:New Vegas(Was going to be 2, then I remembered Half-Life) 4.StarCraft 1/2 5.SupCom 2

Mass Effect 2, on my second or third playthrough. Forgotten which. God, I love that game.

Is...is that Doug Rattmann, Ponified?

Games that have one faction/race/whatever way overpowered, and all the noobs choose them. (E.g. Nercrons from DoW, USA from C&C Generals, etc.)

Ah, I LOVE Metro 2033. I want to get the book, desperately. But, I heard the English translation was shit. That's why I want to learn Russian. Anyway, back on topic....[attachment=0]Glitch.jpg[/attachment] Metal Arms: Glitch In The System. Dunno if it's obscure or not, but I'm the only person I know that has a copy. You play as Glitch, a little mining droid that has been reactivated during a rebellion between the mining droids and the Mils. The Mils are evil robots who enslaved all the residents of Iron Star. (Planet's name) A few mining droids are all that is left, and a war breaks out. The gameplay is fun, the graphics are fairly good for the time, but, as far as I know, almost no-one played it.

I think he is morally ambigous since his outcome is based on the player's actions. As far as I'm concerned, he has no personality at all outside of how he is controlled. Well, that's the way I play him. I play all video game characters that way. Strange.....I guess I like being the good guy all the time, either that, or a total badass.[attachment=0]The King.jpg[/attachment] Fuck yes.

I don't even like My Little Pony, but, for some reason, I fucking love that sound bite!

Did you know that guy has Terminal Boneitis?

[attachment=0]Good Cole.jpg[/attachment] Good Cole from inFamous. He's my favourite because, even though people start to hate him because they think he set off the Ray Sphere, etc, and it would be so much easier to just teach them a lesson, he decides to help them. He makes selfless decisions, and helps people with no reward asked for or expected. I guess he's kind of a cliche, but, I still like him.

Games that come as a "Gold Edition" which includes it and its expansion pack on one disk. Regular game works fine, BUT THE FUCKING EXPANSION DOESN'T!