kic27

I just like Still Alive better...

I love the idea of the crowbar, but it just isn't practical most of the time. Not that the crossbow is either, but you know how epic you felt nailing that soldier's head to a billboard right after you first find it. Plus it's the only weapon with a scope. I guess I'm just a sniper at heart.

Mother, we won't eat cake on a dirty donkey, she eats a ton of cake to love you.

Mother, we won't eat cake on a technological donkey, she takes a ton of cake to love you.