Prof. Luigi

I need to go through the entire collection of episodes again and compile a rap sheet of federal/state crimes that Gordon Freeman has committed in his little expedition through Black Mesa. I think there have to be a few OSHA violations in there too. "I haven't murdered anybody. Or, not today anyway..."

Wait, what? We DON'T want to do it ourselves.

I remember the good old days, when I MLP was horribly low rated, the only cute things were cats, Most memes seemed almost sensable, THEN YOU SHOWED UP! No respects man, no respects a all. Danged ponies are RUINING this country! There was a time where we put you corrals! And if it were up to me it'd still be that way! Some of you keep using magic! That means it's a power source! We should be using that to benefit the community.

Neither. It's twice as safely dangerously safely dangerously safe as it needs to be. My head hurts Must be due to the HIGH amounts of DANGER in the WATER.

Banned you for science.

Granted. You are now called "The Greatest Bozo on earth"! I wish that the following wish will be corrupted: I with for a million bucks.

Good evening to you. It appears that in the course of a random sieries of events, my I happenstanced upon my water, which happens to be brimming with danger. What can you do about it?

Man, You guys are no fun. Play along...

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm in the Indy 500.

My water is full of DANGER! What do I do?

I, for one, has confidence that ross is going into half life 2 for Freeman's Mind.

Acutally, according to an interview with Caboos15, Ross is actually looking foward to HAlf life 2 because it's different. According to him there isn't many features to black mesa other than concrete walls, and the occasional place that makes no sense. In half life 2 there is such a colorful environment with so much more going on, there is more to build a joke off of.

actually, It's episode 14.

Tomorrow if we're lucky.

I think G-man is a pretty cool guy. eh shows up in real life and doesn't afraid of anything.

What is this "Black Mesa 404 page" you speak of?

I guess valve runs on valve time even in e-mails. Oh well. What can you do? BTW get well soon!

How many times has this happened to me... "This is so unfair! I AM DESTINED FOR GREATNESS! I'll show everybody..." "WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG? I COULD FALL FASTER THAN THIS!" "Oh that's just great. the enemy is the enemy of my other enemy." "Oh well. What can ya do?" And a couple others that come to mind. Judging by my selection of quotes, I only use freeman's voice when I feel depressed or fustrated. Who know freeman's mind was such a stress releaver.

I was really disappointed with Chell's Mind. It had so much potential, but apparently CyhAnide stopped making it. It IS really well done, and the lines were extremely witty and well thought. I wish she'd continue the series She never stopped! My gosh, why does everyone think this? She's confirmed that she is still working of it, albiet slowly. She's also planning on going into portal 2 so I doubt shell stop any time soon. Ontopic: I think that the best there is is freeman's mind, but that doesn't stop me from likeing some of the other minds. Frankly, I like all the master mind's mind sieries. (exept for parker's mind), I also enjoy declans mind and Courior's mind (the one by 101phase, not the other ones)

Gordon does have a body. He just doesn't have any legs.

I'd love to be in on this, but steam is down for me. :C

I absolutly love this sieries. I see the birth a new mind! Who knows what it will grow up to be!

Isn't that ross's normal voice? The only difference is that he dramatises, but that's just something you do in acting.

In any case, shephard needs to come back.

nope to .avi