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Still learning to shoot a gun, I see? Down hyar in th' South, we knows how t'shoot guns as li'l kids. Kidding. I've never even touched a real gun. Don't lie, noone will tell the feds.

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Same here bro.

I prefer ones that are true. Anyway, post your favorites, here's mine. Gary Oak: A Study Most of us have heard of Gary’s Ratticate; On his team on the S.S. Anne, yet gone in Lavender Town. Others have lingered on the concept of naming Gary, often taking advantage of this for their own amusement. Besides, Gary’s a jerk, he deserves the ridicule, right? But as I played my way through Red, I noticed something. The first couple of battles and dialogue with Gary aren’t what some make them out to be. In the beginning, he’s simply annoyed with his senile and unfair grandfather, who allowed you, a neighbor, not even family, to choose your Pokemon before him. But he held little resentment, merely choosing a Pokemon with a type advantage because it was the smart thing. You would do the same, admit it. He challenges you to a friendly battle, gives you a playful challenge (I’ll fill out my Pokedex before you!), and leaves. The next time, he spots you on his way back from Bill’s. Upon his defeat, he gives you his advice, to go see Bill and get more in your Pokedex, like he just did. Even on the S.S. Anne, he tries to compare his Pokedex with yours, and tells you to help the captain to receive Cut. This is where Gary’s friendly rivalry ends. The next time you see him is Lavender town. Having failed to get his injured Ratticate to a PC in time, he’s come to mourn for his friend’s death when, lo and behold, you appear. The last person poor Gary wants to see. He makes a comment about not being able to kill your Pokemon, but how he’ll sure as heck try. I haven’t read a Nuzlocke who hadn’t lost a teammate to Gary here. An eye for an eye, right? He leaves as soon as he loses, unable to bear the humiliation of failing to avenge his Ratticate. Gary becomes obsessed. He grinds his team, then lying in wait for you to come through… You came, of course, drawn by the Rockets and Silph Co. Gary’s grudge was so deep, his desire to defeat you overpowered the importance of stopping the Rockets. Another loss, and Gary becomes borderline insane. He camps on Victory Road, savagely defeating any trainers who try to pass to get to the Elite four, grinding his team to the max. Each day he waited for you, waited to win the defeat he deserved, he needed… But still you defeated him. Gary had only one option, to beat you at your own game. He level-grinded his Pokemon for the last time and blazed through the Elite Four, claiming his rightful title of Champion. But he had just barely gotten to the top when you came right behind him… And, being the hero, you defeated him for the last time. Professor Oak rushed to the scene at the tale of your success, but where was he when his own grandson was champion? Oak never cared about Gary, Gary was merely a nuisance whose name wasn’t even important enough to remember. Gary was replaced by the stranger next door, be it Red or Ash or whatever your name is. So, lets recap. You stole Gary’s name, replacing it with with something for your own amusement. You stole his choice of Pokemon, for he was forced to choose the advantage over whatever you chose. You stole his advice, leaving him nothing in return. You stole his Ratticate, and squashed Gary’s try for redemption. You stole away his reason, his sanity, his life. You stole his title, and you stole his grandfather’s love. In the end, Gary is left, broken, insane, grieving… the one person he tried to befriend had crushed him. And we wonder why he was such a prick. But maybe he’s not the bad guy here.

My true allegiance will never be known.

We have to attack at night, it is their only true weakness.

this thread is now a drought

Obama is a boss

Mebbe, this thread does need to stay alive for future generations and conflict is the best way to get at least five pages in.

Congrats Srake. I'd give you a cookie, but you have a free game already.

My Mix

Who needs Mods when you can sticky with your posts.

I don't need to show evidence of my score, I got five points.

Wrong. Doesn't even share a border. Ahh, that must be where you live now.

http://www19.zippyshare.com/v/48992258/file.html Sorry about zippysharing it, I was running out of room on my soundcloud and I don't want to mark the tracks for mixcloud yet. If you don't want to download it, they do have a music player right under the download area It's about an hour long so make sure you have time. I need feedback on this though. I thought it was much more varied and fun than my last one I posted here. Hope you like it.

Dr. Pepper.

I guess Colorado I'm from Kansas, we don't have too much of an accent, other than the occasionally prolonged R, there isn't much. I guess it makes since Kansas is in the middle of the US and was a major refueling station for trains in the 1800's. (Yes, history, I went there.)

Steam Account you say. What better a Steam Name than my alter-ego Eqon Sanders: http://steamcommunity.com/id/jetskier

NEUS - Shades

Off topic, like this thread.

Banned for reasons unknown.

Oh man, that is deep and sad man.

This is simple, if there are any cool songs you've heard and want to spread it around, this would be the thread to do so. Here, I'll start.