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Doritos salesperson.

That made me laugh way more then it should have. =P If not a psychiatrist, how about a game developer? He's always criticising the crazy way Black Mesa works - doesn't look like he'd be able to make a good game himself, too absorbed in reality.

Working as a psychiatrist.

What does headcrab semen taste like?

Childcare.

Hounddog eyes taste like headcrabs, of course.

Headcrab smoothies - served with a slice of watermelon, as designed by Doctor Kleiner.

Maybe the yellow blood indicates a high sulphur content. in which case they likely taste like bad eggs.

I want to say I need a surface to air missile, but no-one should NEED a surface to air missile. That should be strictly under wants and desires.

It would be funny if the moment he was outside at the start of the street battles in HL2 if he just grappled all the way to the Citadel.

Of course, there would be that awkward moment where he pulls himself up to a pipe, that promptly snaps...

Upon receiving the gravity gun: "Forget a grappling hook, forget bullets! Blunt force trauma is all I need. (smashes a box into a wall) Oh yeah, there are going to be a LOT of opened crates today."

Perhaps for the April Fools episode Freeman could act like a normal person? That would be amusing to see =P.

Alternately, he runs screaming like a madman towards the aliens, out of sheer frustration.

I hope so, I'd love to see his reaction to Breen, given what he has been saying about wanting to take over Black Mesa earlier in series.

Haven't you seen Corpse Bride? Dead people make awesome musicians.

On a related note, what will Gordon say when he sees the helicopter in Surface Tension?

Eli should be on vocals, after what Gordon did at Nova Prospekt and the Citadel. Then again, after episode 2... =(.

G-Man singing, Gordon on guitar, Alyx on bass? Couldn't tell who was playing which, and Eli on drums. This is not what I expected from that link, but it is awesome =P

Why would a different DNA code mean we wouldn't be able to eat them? We have a different number of genes and chromosomes to every other living thing on earth. I suppose alien nature could make them poisonous, and they could possibly have a different DNA system (I don't know triple helix or something), or maybe RNA, but that doesn't inherently make them inedible does it? So long as we can break them down for protein or whatever, I don't see the problem...

Doubt that the one with shotgun is Kleiner, because when you go through that area in Opposing Force everything is exploding, so he is probably dead.

Lamarr would probably taste quite good, having gorged herself on watermelon instead of human heads for a lot of her life.

Headcrabs dont taste like crab, in Episode 1 you can eavesdrop on a pair of rebels discussing various things, and at one point one of them says that "They sure don't taste like crab."

I don't really see what was funny...

"I KNEW I had bad doritos!"