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Doritos salesperson.

That made me laugh way more then it should have. =P If not a psychiatrist, how about a game developer? He's always criticising the crazy way Black Mesa works - doesn't look like he'd be able to make a good game himself, too absorbed in reality.

Working as a psychiatrist.

What does headcrab semen taste like?

Childcare.

Hounddog eyes taste like headcrabs, of course.

Headcrab smoothies - served with a slice of watermelon, as designed by Doctor Kleiner.

Maybe the yellow blood indicates a high sulphur content. in which case they likely taste like bad eggs.

I want to say I need a surface to air missile, but no-one should NEED a surface to air missile. That should be strictly under wants and desires.

It would be funny if the moment he was outside at the start of the street battles in HL2 if he just grappled all the way to the Citadel.

Of course, there would be that awkward moment where he pulls himself up to a pipe, that promptly snaps...

Upon receiving the gravity gun: "Forget a grappling hook, forget bullets! Blunt force trauma is all I need. (smashes a box into a wall) Oh yeah, there are going to be a LOT of opened crates today."

Perhaps for the April Fools episode Freeman could act like a normal person? That would be amusing to see =P.

Alternately, he runs screaming like a madman towards the aliens, out of sheer frustration.

I hope so, I'd love to see his reaction to Breen, given what he has been saying about wanting to take over Black Mesa earlier in series.