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Team Fortress hats ?

I think you are just way to inexpirienced to realistic firing. Half-life is not realistic firing I usually kill people with 2-5 shots fired unless I'm firing through the wall. You don't spray around like in the movies, watch a documentary on the afghanistan war, generally you either shoot by one, by 2, by 3 or spray depending on weapon and distance. The mp5 is the only weapon you can safely spray at any distance, it's very accurate and has low kickbacks even when running. Try it out, just aim for the head and run around and shoot.

He didn't even get the magnum, I remember he just ignored it.

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty and John started crying a pond. Just then an antelope crashed through to the surface from the land called "Under the Surface". All of a sudden there was a huge rift and Asahina disappeared. Someone said something about the Combine attacking John Freeman by kidnapping Asahina, John Freeman frowned just thinking these are some excellent plots for a machinima!

1. First there will be theorists and arguments, Examples: Some people will say that this is a test, then people who will worship the god anyway for their belief that he will maybe come back, then people will say, maybe this was sent by another god who actually wants to be worshipped, maybe you shouldn't take those words seriously etc etc.... 2. By 500 years later Theorists will appear saying that it was someone of the society who wrote that note not God. 3. By 2000 years later that note will be forgotten, misused, lost, burned and re-made and sold. 4. Eventually the society will look similar to us right now and most people will be agnostics. Religion is either one of the many answers or the answer depending on how you view it to the question "What is life", so for it not to exist there must be no question "What is Life", as asking questions is a sign of intelligence, an intelligent society will have religion.

Damn you blue, we must be the only two players of this game on this forum, +rep!!!

I loved AoE as well. Not my first RTS (Command & Conquer Tiberian Dawn has that honor) but it was one of my favs. Empire Earth is really the updated version of AOE but Empire earth 2 and 3 are examples how better graphics doesn't mean better gameplay. (Yes I realize I'm bringing this 4th page topic back up)

Good luck against Navi hehe....

Why not just hire Arnold Schwarzeneger already like I said a million times!

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty and John started crying a pond. Just then an antelope crashed through to the surface from the land called "Under the Surface" What the hell Ninja, that makes no sense, obviously underground sewers or tunnels

ThatSmartGuy.... approves! CTN, try to make the talking a little more realistic by making it faster and actually more interactive and interruptive, same with the animations, it seems too.... smooth. Lots of people don't realize that real talking and movement isn't supposed to be crystal clear and smooth, you might need voice actors. Watch some of the tunnel episodes and notice the constant interactive and interuptive environbment with Mike and Dave, lots of times they talk at the same time. Good luck!

I don't know why you guys are so excited, the game will likely not succeed Duke 3d's succes, graphics are actually 3d now but they attempt the same arcade style gameplay... Well we'll see, not one game so far has managed to mix those two successfully, except as I've heard, Serious Sam... who reminds me of Duke by the way.

Batman's sad there's shitloads worth of ammo in his stomach.

Jumpyed: 1. But the x-race isn't from Xen as far as I know? But what is the X-Race? (Opposing Force monsters with the electricity attack) 2. How would a headcrab become a big momma though??? Do some headcrabs become zombies, do some become a Big Momma and some don't turn into anything? 3. Why didn't we see any zombie vorts or anything other then human vorts??? Ok, now to even more questions to research, we need to get the loose ends here guys! What is the Gargantua? And why did it dissapear in Half-life 2? Where did the hornet gun guys dissapear in Half-life 2?? As far as I know the x-race enslaved both humans and the rest of the aliens with the hornet guns/vorts/ small nihilanths. But what the hell is the X-race and why did we not see any in Hl2? They evacuated? Are the Cyborgish big alien looking things shooting laser, the pulse rifle shooting guys and the episode 2 alien looking things in the forest the remains of the X-Race??? And yet again wtf is the gonome and what happened to it.... Let's resolve this together by looking at sources, thanks guys!

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty and John started crying a pond. Just then an antelope crashed through to the surface from

What???? You've never heard of this event before???? Well, it's a fun singing contest of europe. Only the best of the new indie labelled people sing there, no big labels. Even if you don't like pop it's very fun to watch, often funny entertainment and show. The artists concentrate on signing as well as putting up a show.. How the fuck can you have missed this? Ukraine also has a good history there Verka Serduchka (Comedian pretending to sing as a woman pretty famous in ukraine) came second 2 years ago (Remember: Sieben Sieben alulu? ) Ani Lorak, a more serious singer came first 4 years ago.

Captain Smartguy bows down to evercharmer for an apology. I didn't even realize that this is the Freemans mind 33 topic, I just saw that post by Bjossi randomly and replied... Freemans mind not in sight yet. *Drinks more coffee and refreshes browser for the gazzilions time*

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty and John started crying a pond.

What appeals to you? Is it the overpricing? Or the lackluster performance? Or mayhaps the fact Apple products are dictated, closed platforms? Apple's attitude is also very appealing, denying discoveries of security holes and then secretly patching them. Being idiotproof at the cost of freedom is one thing, but being so busy trying to be better than Microsoft that it is worth risking the security of the userbase for is a disgrace to put it mildly. And by the way, Mac is not an acronym like PC. PC stands for personal computer, while MAC does not stand for anything in the same context. It is a short way of saying Macintosh, or with your writing; MACINTOSH. Well if we do want MAC to stand for something, I will throw Macs are confined out there. All I have to say is, for a good, fair product you need competition, Microsoft as a monopoly would be a much worse world, then as it is with Mac and Microsoft competing. So Mac is good for the Microsoft product users too. Now in my opinion both are currently using the "crowd's stupidity" as a tool for their Macintosh Ipads and the Windows Vista and 7 products. Ipad costs as much as a notebook. Nough said. Windows Vista and 7 take 2 GB Ram minimum....have a horrible defense and administrato system (forcing people to buy more ram not realizing if they stay with XP they will be able to play the later games)

Ok, seriously now, right now I am fucking pissed at what is happening there, Gadaffi is obviously mentally sick, he doesn't appear as an evil person, he is psychologically, legitimately sick and they kill his son and grandchildren. I really feel for that poor guy. Damn NATO (Whichever country bombed him) is going way too far. I almost cried for the poor guy, you don't just lose your family offsprings when you are mentally sick . I mean seriously that is no way to treat a suffering person, take him down, but take him down a coup d'etat for gods sake, not a viking family killing spree. What the hell did the son have to do with this. What about the three grandsons? What do you think? What did his family have to do with this???

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty

I want to mention that after Half-life 3 ends and everything is resolved, there's tons of game possibilities that can take place between hl1 and 2 as different important persons or even freeman (We don't know what he got through), do you think Valve will work on those, that'd be cool, I already have shivers from all the possible excitement. "Half-life 1.5"

Can anyone explain to me the X-race and what the background story to "Alien Slaves" is, has it been explained yet? Is the big momma the mother of the alien headcrabs? What the hell did headcrabs feast before they saw humans O_O? And what is the role of the gonome, a different species of headcrab from the same world, Xen World, X-race world? Is the fish weapon in Opposing force also form the x-race world or from the Xen? What happened to the US military in Half-life 2, they all turned into combines? Are combines completely human or partially? What the fuck are stalkers? Damn... too many questions, feel free to think about these and get as much info as you can and post here. Ask any other confusing parts of the game here.

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!"