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The Hamburglar

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  1. Aliens was my favorite. Also Ross, if you're reading this, nice use of Fallout music in it.
  2. It'd actually be funny if Valve completely skipped Half Life 3 actually.
  3. I immediately dropped this game from my radar when those dumbasses started fishing for the EVER IMPORTANT facebook likes before they'd show screenshots from a mod people stopped caring about in 2009.
  4. Jumping into Thief II is not recommended as the story starts whether or not you played the original...so uh, just start with the original.
  5. Far Cry. what the fuck is Crytek's problem? who on the dev team thought "HEY GUYS, OKAY GUYS, HERE'S AN IDEA. HOW ABOUT ENEMIES CAN SEE YOU THROUGH ENTIRE WALLS IN A SMALL ARMORY AND SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU." And they all agreed it was a good idea before they resumed eating paste and paying each other to eat worms. god i fucking hate this game.
  6. Listen doublenature, I know you listened to a couple Pink Floyd albums and think you're a bigshot on philosophy or whatever, but I must admit, i admire someone who has done absolutely no research into their argument subject whatsoever. I admit it, I'm American and it's true, I spend all day stuffing my face with cheeseburgers, wearing wife beaters, and if you asked me to pinpoint Europe to you on a globe i would laugh and respond "what the fuck is a yurop?" You have sure put it all into perspective. And it is true, Americans are mostly Christian who are crazy extremists and ignorant. You sure do know how America works!
  7. I know that feel. I feel dirt when I reddit. Reddit is the scum of the internet. and no one on 4chan likes /b/. Go onto /v/ or /mu/ and ask them how they feel about /b/.
  8. Unreal it's funny the only level I hate in that game was designed by CliffyB.
  9. I like the sounds of the wallpapers, how many wallpapers would come with the package?
  10. 10: Homework by Daft Punk Why? Because fuck you it's daft punk that's why. If you can't dance to this you must have no legs because these beats are so fat that i can't listening to it without boogying hardcore. 9: Too Dark Park by Skinny Puppy Skinny Puppy is a great band, but their albums always had this problem of never being coherent. They'd have a few classic industirial tracks like Worlock or Addiction, than horrible noise trakcs like 200 Years and almost all of Last Rights. But Too Dark Park is a wonderful album that basically shows you why Skinny Puppy are so highly regarded in the industrial world. 8: The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails Yeah I was 14 once, and being 14 means you have a copy of The Downward Spiral. You don't know why, but a copy of it appears to you one day and it becomes your favorite album. This album has served me well for all my whiny bullshit, each song sounding different making for a great background for all the diferent whiny bullshit in the world. 7: Nail by Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel (Foetus) J.G Thirlwell is an odd character to say the least. His first few albums were a bit too strange for me, heck you could give a copy of Deaf to a hardcore Mr. Bungle fan and he'd probably be like "Dude what i'm so confused stop it please." But Nail is Foetus' most complete album, being a loose concept album about the Charles Manson family, features intense and epic one man orchestras (Theme from Pigdom Come) harsh industrial noises (Private War) doo-wop songs about hell (Descent Into the Inferno) and a crazy catchy rock song (The Throne of Agony.) 6: Music for the Jilted Generation by The Prodigy Goddammit, I fell in love with this band in such a short time. Holy crap Liam Howlett is an amazing producer. There's a video of how Voodoo People was made and that shit is crazy, seriously look it up. Buy this album. 5: Twoism by Boards of Canada okay, okay, i admit, I don't like Music Has the Right To Children, it's boring. But Twoism is beautiful, it's such a melancholic yet happy album, it makes me sad and happy and absolutely incredible. 4: Selected Ambient Works 85-92 by Aphex Twin Richard James is THE electronic music producer. The master of making fucking insane beats, infuriatingly catchy ambient lines, and scary as hell music videos. SAW 95-92 features some incredible tunes (including the phenomenal Heliosphan) this album will change the way you dance forever. 3: OK Computer by Radiohead Thom Yorke is wonderful, seriously how could you not love Thom Yorke. He would be awesome to hang out with, I want to meet Thom Yorke, that's my dream. this album is good too. 2: Angel Dust by Faith No More THE MOST INNOVATIVE RECORD OF THE 90s. THERE I SAID WHAT WE WERE ALL THINKING, GO HOME NIRVANA. 1: On Avery Island by Neutral Milk Hotel yeah, yeah In the Aeroplane Over the Sea has this memetic appeal, but their first album is much more memorable to me, featuring insane instrumentals (Marching Theme) songs about abortion (A Baby for Pree) 13 minute indoneasian noise fests (Pree Sisters Swallowing a Donkey's Eye) and an intensely sad song that may be about suicide (April 8th) On Avery Island is the standout work in NMH's discog.
  11. Hmm, you didn't seem that fond of it when we chatted on Steam. Mentioned you don't like Keith Flint that much. It is good though. this band grew on me like a cancer. i can't stop listening to them. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!
  12. G8q43cFxXdA yeah I know it's the song by them everyone knows. It's still good.
  13. Post Avant Progressive Electro First Wave Industrial Drone Step Funk House
  14. I didn't bet on Duke before don't bet on me betting on duke again. bet on it . (i'll probably play it because i never live up to my word and i really liked Duke 3D so i have hopes.) 2015 seems like a bad time to release it, i'll be too busy in flying cars for video games.
  15. IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTINE
  16. Worlock by Skinny Puppy. i can't post the video here because i'll probably get banned.
  17. That sounds like the best game ever made. Please tell me where i can buy it, i will spend every last cent i have.
  18. Get over it, you guys assaulted me with ponies when I first joined. You say "you guys" like everyone had a part in it.
  19. BACK THAT BRUSH UP.
  20. you know some people here don't like poines (about 4 people and one of their friends.) and i call for this song. SgAB7Gd0ENg
  21. She obviously wasn't doing a proper job by herself!
  22. I didn't know you could brush teeth erotically. my teeth brushery is changed forever.
  23. Being rude makes people DISLIKE YOU?!?!?! holy shit, stop the presses!
  24. oh my god, that reminds me of how much i loved Halo Custom Edition. That has to be one of my favorite PC games, but...i'm gonna have to go with Deus Ex.
  25. ri5F633xSsY arrowheads
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