The Hamburglar

You should call yourself Dirty Hamburglar. I could roll with that nickname.

Unreal Gold. Probably my favorite First-Person Shooter.

I'm such a magnum nut, I feel like a badass straight out of a sci-fi western when I hold that thing. magnums have always been a favorite of mine, I'm not a huge gun nut (I'm a knife fan.) but I'll go shooting a magnum any day.

I write down every thing in my dreams that I find suspicious. I have to do this exactly as I awake or else it's lost forever. Lately I've been having dreams about my fear of my upcoming visit to the dentist (Which will surely be painful and costly) but another jarring thing in them. There is this girl I know, and she's appeared in every single one of my dreams since late last year. I don't have feelings for her or anything, but she is the only face I recognize out of the other blobs in my mind. Very strange.

Oh my god, this video was absolutely amazing.

Ross, buddy, I would stay as far away from The Witcher as you can. I got it back in September and it crashed my computer and I had to have my hard drive rebooted. And it's a terrible game anyway. But StarCraft 2 does look good.

Oh my god, whoever made this thread. You are forever in my heart. I hate Machinima with an absolute passion. All of Machinima is just stupid 30 year olds getting paid to jump around acting like monkeys about crappy video games like Modern Warfare 2. People like Adam Kovic and Khail Anonymous are the reason no one will ever take gaming as more than just a hobby for idiots who just want to cause havoc and kill things with an absolute abhorrence of story. They aren't funny, they never will be. Half the sh*t on Machinima is just self-indulgent crap that is only funny to stupid 12 year olds (i.e you.) And they spend most of their time stroking Infinity Ward's massive and undeserved ego. I'm amazed someone like Ross Scott got picked up by them because he's actually FUNNY and CLEVER, something that the writers at Machinima (I.e Adam Kovic and all his butt buddies) The worst part is that most of their catalog is "EP1c M0d3rn W0rfore 2 SNIPE KILL" and the likes. Sanity Not Included (A fairly average show on there) pointed this out in their first episode. Freeman's Mind and Civil Protection are really the only reason I have to go near there. (sorry if this post seems to harsh, I just get really mad about this subject.)

I love Shepard's Mind. Krimsin is a great actor. I've always felt Barney's mind was very stale, like something was missing. The jokes didn't hit hard and his writing felt very ad-libbed. But Harrison's Mind is a real step in the right direction for him. I've only had a few glances at Chelle's Mind. Didn't watch "Freemans-ish Mind" because when I saw it was in Episode 2 I immediately threw my hands up in the air and said "NOPE!" Felix's Mind is funny, but Corky himself is an absolute di*k. Most of his updates are just picking on other Mind creators who aren't as "leet pro" as him. And his excuse is that "He can do whatever HE wants with his channel." What an absolute tosser. His series is good but he's just a huge idiot.