The Hamburglar

Is it bad that I'd be okay with this bill if it got That Guy with the Glasses taken down?

Jesus christ Username, knock it off.

I don't get why he has it out for you.

Don't you think it's a bit sadistical to be celebrating that? The thread wasn't hurting you by being there, and wouldn't you prefer they discuss My Little Pony in the thread, instead?

Red Faction 1 is pretty average. Couldn't play Red Faction 2 (THANKS STEAM.)

I agree, although I do feel sad that this poor kid did get murdered, I also know this wouldn't have gotten half of the attention it did if the kid wasn't cute. And white. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

There is definitely a Mario 2 game on the Gameboy, I played it religiously years ago. Though if it is called exactly "Super Mario Bros" I don't remember. Super Mario Advance 2 I believe?

I liked Morrowind's UI better than Oblivions honestly, and although the combat in Morrowind is probably its weakest point, I don't care because the atmosphere of the game absolutely makes up for it in flying colors.

Well they currently have the GOTY edition for 25% off($15), but I'm guessing you're waiting to see if it goes lower? Nah, I just got a copy from a friend. fantastic game.

Although I don't much like WoW, I have to give Blizzard props for knowing how to addict gamers, I remember wasting countless hours on Diablo 2 and StarCraft.

Morrowind. Holy moly such a good game.

Oh god, why is it when Steam is having a sale that I have no money? So far all I've bought is the Doom 3 pack, which has turned out better than expected, but I really want to see Morrowind go on sale so I can revisit the days when I played the game religiously on Xbox.

Huh, I saw this game in the PSN store with a demo, I'm interested as I'm digging the art style and love the Back to the Future movies.

Huh...well that's odd. I did a google search to see about this, what Patch of the game do you have?

Hmm, I wouldn't have a clue due to being an XP user, but...let me think...have you tried running it in Compatibility mode for like Windows 2000/98 whatever they have on 7?

Oh damn, I love Doom 3. It's one of the few games that uses shock scares that still manages to be scary just by the fact that you never know where a monster is going to come from. And the flashlight really helps with the horror, because you have to choose between light and survival.

Horror games like Dead Space, Dead Space is a testament to what not to do in a horror game. Flickery lights? nope. Blood everywhere? haha, nope. OOOH MONSTERS POPPING OUT O' NOWHERE. nope nope nope.

While I thought BioShock was a good game with a pretty okay story (For this generation mind you) I felt it was immensely shallow in that it just felt like a glorified remake or System Shock 2, seriously, almost everything is there. Wrench=Wrench. Splicers=Hybrids Plasmids=Psionic Powers In both games the A.I Partner betrays you by revealing they are actually an enemy. Tennenbaum sounds like she has the same voice actress as Delacroix, who was the other human in SS2 who was capable of survival, Tennenbaum is the other human in BioShock who is capable of survival. Ghostly apparitions also make a star studded return. Ryan creates Rapture and loses control of it = Shodan creates The Many and loses control of it. Atlas reveals himself as Fontaine and you're taking part in a civil war between him and Ryan = Polito reveals herself to be Shodan and that you're talking part in a civil war between her and The Many. The terrible final boss fight also makes a return. I don't even know what Ken Levine is trying to do.

I find this show very polarizing, I don't want to watch it because I feel like I need to have a tiara on to understand this sort of thing. The show is so obviously aimed at Little girls I'm confused as to its popularity. The jokes fly over my head, or maybe the get me but I just don't find them funny? I'm not sure, but I found this show distressingly hard to watch, I actually tried to get into it, look for hidden jokes, and the such. But nothing registered to me, it seemed like a kid's show, a well animated kid's show with very good acting mind you. And I appreciate that it's a kid's show that doesn't spoon feed the message of the show by giving it the illusion of interactivity. So, I don't get My Little Pony, but I guess it's more of a subjective thing.

I find it fucking disgusting that we turn our porch lights on for one child we didn't know, but there are children all over the world who die everyday that don't give any of our shits just because that horrible smug bitch Nancy Grace didn't talk about them.

YO GUYS I MADE A COOL CoD MACHINIMA "COOL 1337 KwiKsc0pe" YOU CAN CHECK IT OUT ON MY CHANNEL "xXsk84lyrfeXx" Yo, I'm just messing with you CooL. I think Half Life 2 has the best machinima tools, even though I myself can't make anything worthwhile.

This is a joke thread, not a thread for overused memes.

Oh my god jesus, why can't anyone just watch their show, enjoy it, and not make it apart of their goddamn lifestyle? And don't add me to your "Anti-Brony List." I don't hate that you enjoy your show, i'm glad you like a show, but jesus christ, not everything you do needs to do with motherfucking ponies. Micheal Archer has his profile picture as a pony and that's it, he doesn't bring ponies into goddamn everything. It's the problems I have with furries, I really wouldn't care that much if they weren't "NO LOOK AT MY LIFESTYLE BUT DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME BECAUSE I'LL GET SAD OH AND ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY LIFESTYLE YET?" Yeah, we all have obsessions, but jesus flerp, branch out a little. I'm fucking sick of signing in here and the Scony Droney Brony alliance getting ponies all up in my grill everywhere. DISCLAIMER: Hamburglar does not hate the Bronys nor does he hate Furries, he's just being a drama queen. EDIT: Same goes for the Anti-Brony Alliance too, just ignore all this pony bullshit and wait for the fad to die out, don't make a big deal about it and start world war 3 over some show about Pony butts by that one chick who's married to Craick The Krakken. EDIT 2: Seeing how negative this is, I would like to point out that AlphaBeta is a whole lot better about keeping the ponies to a minimum and keeping it in the pony thread, so I apologize if I caused any anger from this 6-in-the-morning-oh-god-why-haven't-i-slept-yet outburst.

>Nyan Cat. You do that champ.

They made a sequel to Kickassia. Oh dear god no.