The Hamburglar

Alice again. Oh man this is a really awesome game.

American McGee's Alice. To be honest, platformers are probably my favorite genre, and I've always hated the wonky cameras in them. And Alice comes disturbingly close to my ideal platformer with a camera that's really good.

Another all time favorite game.

And it had a kickass soundtrack. GOTTA GET THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD

Too bad the franchise went downhill after SA2 pretty much. I'm going to get a lot of hate for this. But I somewhat enjoyed Shadow the Hedgehog. BUT SONIC ADVENTURE THAT GAME "GET A LOAD OF THIS" BEST GAME EVER.

THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED EVER: NO CONTEST. AT ALL.

J.C A BOMB A BOMB

Has anyone read that journal-thing of his yet? It's one of the strangest reads I've ever read, and I really don't think that kind of thing should have been delivered to the public, with the risk of weak-minded people attempting to follow in suit.

YOU YEAH YOU. YOU'RE COOL. BROFIST, RIGHT NOW.

I've always said Morrowind would be insanely improved if it had Oblivion's combat system. I gotta get this.

I'm reinstalling the game as we speak just to get to this part. Game of the year game of the year game of the year.

But I actually felt pretty bad when he ordered the troops on me at the NSF Warehouse. That really says something about the game's top of the line writing.

I actually have the cases for a lot of my all time favorites sitting right next to me, BioShock 2, Half life, Penumbra, Killer7, Metal Gear Solid 3, Silent Hill 2, Metroid Prime, Resident Evil 4. and Prey

Dude, that's exactly what I've done. The Mark Gecko family began in Daggerfall, Mark Gecko I, and argonian, was notrious around Hammerfall for his almost religious need to punch every single living being in Hammerfall. He wad deluded and thought everyone was a Gecko out to get him, he got the famous nickname "Mark Gecko, Gecko Puncher Extraordinaire" In Morrowind, Mark Gecko II is trying to live down his father's bad name, and finds it easier as everytime he tries to punch something he misses every swing somehow. Mark Gecko III in Oblivion has regained Mark Gecko I's ability to punch and has taken it out on the wolves in Cyrodil, he grew out of the punching habit by the time he joined the Dark Brotherhood after accidently punching out an Orc in Skingrad. I wonder what adventures Mark Gecko IV will have in Skyrim.

It's Walton, not Walter. And did you know he was voiced by Tom Hall, who used to work at id Software in the early days? He was also the creator of Commander Keen, an early mascot for Apogee. Ironic, I used to call him Walton Simmons by accident as well. I don't think I will ever get his name right. Yep, Tom Hall indeed, and his voice is amazing and I would buy a CD of just him talking.

Broke out the PS2 and have been playing some of my all time favorite games; Killer7, Silent Hill 2, and Metal Gear Solid 3.

It would be hilarious if they bleeped out naughty words in porn films. "OH YEAH, F*** MY P***Y, OH SH** F***. OH F*** GET A F****** TOWEL JESUS F*** OH S*** IT'S F***** EVERYWHERE."

Walter Simons in Deus Ex and Andrei Ulmeyda in Killer7.

Holy shit I love Prey. I had a dream where I went to the store and bought a copy and it was the best dream I've had in years.

I'm all ready hoping Skyrim will be good enough for Game of the Year. Seriously, it's looking pretty awesome.

I just didn't like the horror elements or the story. It tries so hard to be scary it comes right around becomes funny. And Kendra, or as I call her; Bitchface, is a horrible character and I think she is just awful.

Well people will buy anything.

I know what you mean, I also felt like Issac was walking with cement shoes because controlling him felt like controlling a giant brick.

What. You mean people actually pay for hats?

I got STALKER Call of Pripyat, and so far it isn't making good first impressions. I really, really hope it gets better.