The Hamburglar

And the new Hitman is following in suit of its parade of mediocrity.

Alphabeta is actually really good about not posting ponies. Username on the otherhand.......

What? Are you saying that the controls for the port to the console sucks? Well, they probly do since they wouldn't have any auto-aim functions. Any good Console FPS has autoaim, with Quake 2 it only slightly does. But it's a problem when the game is easier to play without the dual shock controller.

I also really liked Guitar Hero Metallica and Metal Gear Solid 3. Shredding Master Of Puppets is crazy awesome.

I haven't bought a steam game in forever. I'm trying to build up a game collection so I've been getting physical copies for the most part.

Everything pony related is really stupid. even this.

Shit son, you're a badass. I like you.

MARRY ME.

Gex for PS1 LOCK AND LOAD LITTLE LIZARD.

I don't want to say how America is fat because I'm eating pretzels right now. Yeah America is a nice country, but I'd like to move to Finland in the future.

Oh god please make him stop.

Gex. Aww yeah that game was awesome.

Gex, Rayman, Quake II (PS1) and Ecco the Dolphin Defender of the Future. Quake II has the worst first person shooter console controls ever, no contest.

Quake II on PS1 which controls terribly.

Me and Alpha may not always agree but he is undeniably a all out bro kinda guy. Yo, he's cool.

A newer definition can't sell it for me. The only HD re-release I remember buying was Earthworm Jim HD because not buying Earthworm Jim is a criminal offense. And I understand that Earthworm Jim has been released on every console ever I'm really wondering why I bought it. I all ready own it PC and it's just fine, I don't see why I need to buy the same game because OH GOD OH GOD HD WOWZA I CAN PLAY A 2D SIDE SCROLLER IN HIGH DEFINITION And Jim's voice sounded awful, cripes, it was like he was voiced by Psy-Crow. I don't know where I'm getting at with this, but HD re-releases are pointless unless you can't play Silent Hill 2 without enhanced graphics in an all ready fine looking game.

I love Alphabeta. Bros b4 hoes dog.

I hated Middle School most of all, fuck you math and your stupid numbers. Those days are long behind me though and I'm never looking back.

Shilling out money for games I all ready own? No thanks.

He's just serious about what he does.

I too was a Saxophone player. I quit band though because marching can go fuck itself.

My potrait is also really real too. I couldn't fit all my biceps into it.

AHHHHHHHH THAT GAME AHHHHH BAND LAND AHHH IT WAS SO AWESOME. That and Gex rule the schools.

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS.

Tetris.