The Hamburglar

on the creation engine? Nope, nope, nope. although Morrowind with better combat and a better UI does sound good, I'll give you that.

y dnt u say tht 2 my face in rl nd then well c wat happens

edit: farts and fartings

I'm a hamburglar

I'm writing a script for a dark industrial movie called "Sceneman" and I for the life of me do not know what it is even about. Simply put, it's a game of cat and mouse where no one chases eachother.

This is actually a good thread idea, for people to critique writing. Because I've been writing this movie script and haven't shown anyone and think it could use some criticism. As for OP, you know how to write a story and describe things, but your spelling needs a ton of work.

The gameplay was awful and anyone who defends it is awful. but everything else was godlike.

I'm clapping right now Dash, you've proven you're actually pretty cool.

Eraserhead, Tetsuo The Iron Man, The Godfather, Silence of the Lambs, No Country for Old Men, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Full Metal Jacket. It's good but looses a lot of its steam after the boot camp section.

I'm sensing some hostility.

Jesus Christ (Oh no I didn't.)

THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS CRITICAL REVIEW BY MARK GECKO. Silence of the Lamb chops is a scary mary motion picture starring Jodie Foster, Ted Levine, and Anthony Hopkins. you might remember Jodie from Taxi Driver, Anthony from The Elephant Man, and Ted from his scene where he dances around half naked and traumatizes me for life. This film begins with Agent Clarice (Jodie Forest) running through a foster and I was thinking "oh man she's gonna die" but she didn't and i was like "WOAH." than she's called into some guy with nerdy glasses' office where she sees bodies of some dead people who look like potatoes (they were skinned.) They need help finding Buffalo Bill, notorious killer and NFL football team so they get help from other serial killer Hannibal Lector, famous and brilliant psychiatrist who happens to eat people. He's being a clever clogs and being sneaky around Clarice but some dickbutt flicks semen at her and he agrees to help and THE ADVENTURE BEGINS. Now I'm not gonna tell you more but I will say that Jodie Foster's accent was really funny at first and killed the mood, but trust me, you won't notice it by the end. And the film is not as gory as I thought it would be, except for a certain scene with Hannibal. It's got shocking images so if you're a baby don't watch it. baby. 5/5 also Anthony Hopkins stole the show.

So? You didn't have that horrible 4 voice actors from Oblivion. PRAISE AZURA PR- PRAISE AZ- PRAISE AZURA PRAIS- PRAISE AZURA PATROLLING THE MOJAVE ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER

Correction: /offended. It's just the hamburglar's job to act like a dick at all times. I'm about 3 days late but I was being a little joekster I'm a little comedian.

So? You didn't have that horrible 4 voice actors from Oblivion.

Earthworm Jim for Genesis came in the mail but my goddamn up button on my controller doesn't work so I can't really play it.

Corrected: H-H-H-HOLY SHIT I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK OH SNAP YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK? JESUS CHRIST SO MUCH SHUT UP

Vectorman OH JESUS SO MUCH ACTION ON SCREEN AT ONCE

Girls will be coming to the Gaming section to talk about their favorite video game Angry Birds.

Vectorman came in the mail today. Can't play much since the up button on my Genesis controller isn't working.

Yep... To anyone that took offense, sorry. Don't apologize for ART.

Sonic the Hedeghog 2 as Knuckles B) only way to play.

Found a new Saturn auction on ebay for around 47 bucks, probably going to bid on that one instead.

I dunno about you but I think they're pretty rad, tad.