Bravetriforcer

Tenacious D - Rock is Dead

What is wrong with people?

Banned because the Deth Starr is a fucking ship! It's a son of a bitch, ya'll, and we're building it!

>YFW Your girlfriend has a thing for twisted penises.

Listening to Tenacious D's new album for free, and remembering just how much RAGE's PC port pissed me the fuck off.

Crazy bastard. Anyway, Tenacious D released their brand new album for free with the option to pay for a download. Crazy bastards.

>YFW You're suddenly the opposite sex you were born as.

http://i.imgur.com/c3ajy.jpg This glitch doesn't mean jack shit to you, but it means mountains to a Super MNC fan.

SOLD! To the handsome guy to the left of this text. My Hill.

It's just gay porn, guys. Fanart gay porn, sure, but still. Seriously, are you guys 12?

"Mommy, mommy. I just found out the internet has rules! Let's see the 34th!"

"I concur, large, voluptuous tits."

I got a 27. HAH!

Wish denied because I had the 667th post, numbnuts. I wish for a vanilla cake.

Granted, now you skeleton collapsed in on itself. I wish for a tight hug from an attractive, large-breasted woman.

I expected this thread to be as pleasant as snuggling a sea of fluffy ponies. Then I saw Chuckthe2nd was here.

Seeing as how you are an ex-pony, I have no idea who you are. So nice avatar.

You know what I can't tell whether I like or not? Someone referring to someone else of a younger age/lower position as "Dear."

I used to be in that group. That changed last Christmas, but I never bothered to go through Xen.

17.

For some reason this made me laugh. Tennessee is like that.

Around family: Not at all due to mental blocks and pretend Christianity. Around people I actually like: Fuck yeah I swear. On the internet: More of the same. On the internet around people I actually like: I fucking love you guys.

I thought "thrice" was a made-up word when I first heard it as a kid.

Deciding to go a week without masturbation because I honestly feel I'm becoming an addict (so to speak). If I make it, I'm fine. If I don't, I have serious issues. That and the possible damage to the penis would not be fun for me or future wife, whoever she may be. Edit: Realizing I'm the kind of guy who always brings up the most awkward topics lately.

Pony porn discussion -> mention "Getting their rocks off" -> Tom the Rock -> Rarity. Oh God why must my train of thought be like this. Anyway. Ponies.