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Bravetriforcer

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  1. Basically, make any assumption you want based on the idea it'll apply 20 years from now. 20 years from now, society will consider small penises more attractive than large ones.
  2. "No one's lacing itching powder in your HEV suit, Freeman, you're just being paranoid
  3. I'll be honest, that Pony Fry thing is just retarded.
  4. You're safe. The Scoutman, however, is banned due to assuming I was merely being sympathetic and not realizing I really don't drink sodas.
  5. "Your beard IS secretly alive, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."
  6. "There isn't a Swedish scientist that looks almost exactly like you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."
  7. Banned in the name of Raisinets and for the honor of people who don't drink sodas.
  8. "There is no secret 'Cthulu Worship' Club at Black Mesa, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."
  9. "You aren't allergic to gun powder Freeman, you're just being paranoid."
  10. Banned because Super MNC has added mustaches for all classes, directly fulfilling my exact request and dream.
  11. I do not drink sodas. Incontinence or having your genitals swapped to the opposite gender's?
  12. 5euL3DiPqO4
  13. Banned for most likely being shorter than me.
  14. Rice. Taller-than-you women or shorter-than-you women?
  15. Banned because this is a non-intrusive and stylish method of doing that, but the old button is still plainly visible on the posts.
  16. Wub wub wub BTGBullseye or Bullseye the Monday Night Combat mascot (He has candy!)?
  17. Neither, I like my liver. Unenventful sex with someone you genuinely care about, or really good sex with someone who means nothing to you?
  18. Neither, for I dislike anime. Forcing a shit while constipated or going through the real time process of turning into a Super Saiyan 3?
  19. Try not get too high, too drunk, or too pregnant.
  20. I haven't played that game for nearly a month. Then the Brute update happens, I get excited, and the CTF servers are down. VGS.
  21. dYDohBeP72M
  22. Uploading a video to Youtube that only Super MNC fans will understand.
  23. My school year is over, so I'm in the clear.
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