Bravetriforcer

That's for the best, really. Along with being a demo that has been shown before, it's an outdated build. The textures are muddier than recent footage, there are some easy to spot glitches that would never have let the game go gold if they remained, etc. Still good fun, though.

You can find the holoduke on the back of the pick-up truck. There's also beer right around the truck as well. Finally, I dare you to grab Rail gun and to shoot the red dot on that missile that's attached to the crashed gunships.

Alright then. Basically, this is how I feel. The game is great fun, I have no real qualms about the weapon system or the EGO bar. Buuuuut, Randy did flat out lie to us. He said, bold facedly, that the FAC would get something completely new, that no one else has ever seen before besides Gearbox. What'd we get? The ******* PAX East demo. Yes, it was fun as hell, but yes he lied to us. The Good: The game is fun. I've beaten Duke Nukem 3D before and I did feel as though I was playing a Duke Nukem game when I played the demo. Plenty of ammo and new weapons to find. Shrink Ray is amazing, especially with how you can shrink multiple enemies at once. Plenty of humor as well. Nothing quite "LOL" worthy, but that's mostly because I spoiled the best gags with gameplay videos. Glad to see I can still dismember corpses. Those spider things were pretty fun to fight. I also like how you can use a QTE to punch them off. Speaking of QTEs, the Cycloid boss is good for a nostalgia trip and to mess around with. HoloDuke is great fun to use. RPG caused many-a-laughs. Ripper felt satisfying. And the difficulty was mostly fair... The Bad: Aside from those ******* double-pistol pigs, the game felt very fair on "Let's Rock". Also, *Gasp gasp gasp gasp gasp gaaaasp* becomes kind of annoying after a while, don'tcha think? The driving controls are iffy at best, but that might just be my computer lag talking. The Absolute Worst of the Whole Thing: I just could not decide what was the best way to kill those octa-babies! They're just so adorable and fragile and...susceptible to explosives . Also, this demo confirmed that I need to upgrade my video card. Badly. But that's not your fault, is it Randy? The Best Part: Those damn octa-babies are so adorable! And killable. I had the stupidest grin on my face when I saw those things crawl out. Seriously, guys, whoever came up with the Octa-babies idea, give him a raise. What Could Have Been Better: I wouldn't have minded a slice of the multiplayer. Overall: I am looking forward to this game. No doubt about that. I'm also looking forward to DuvalMagic's explanation as to why the demo is the PAX East demo. I'll be replaying this demo in the mean time.

Demo. Dropped. For First Access Club members. Go.

http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/ I love the internet sometimes. http://forums.duke4.net/topic/4037-for-old-times-sake-gearbox-servers-down-demo/page__st__90__gopid__89020#entry89020 Go here to watch the carnage truly unfold.

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Brutal Legend. Although it did end up breaking the 1 million mark, EA can still suck a dick for royally fucking up the game's advertising.

Banned for not being hyped off your ass because OH MA GAWD DUKE NUKEM FOREVER DEMO TOMORROW!

Banned for not sprouting the wings of a bat, stomping around like a zombie, and whistling "Row Row Row Your Boat" through a car wash.

I dunno. http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?t=122300 Good trailer. But it really could have used Grabbag to make it great.

http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?t=122264 Surprise, bitches.

http://www.evga.com/articles/00633/ For the PC gamers out there looking to upgrade. The card is also available on its own for $189-$199. So not bad overall.

I just realized that Ross never used the revolver. The potential for an "Old West" accent episode was standing on the table with its pants down, for God's sake.

14 Years by Guns 'n Roses Hrrm, I wonder what other form of entertainment that took 14 years to be made this could fit the credits to?

Got it at launch, loved it, and love the items you get in TF2 by winning. The Iron Curtain was a big help back when my computer was shit and couldn't handle the full-sized mini-gun. License to Maim is good for bragging rights. Lugermorph looks nice. The Enthusiast's Timepiece is the Invis Watch with style. And I love watching people complain how the Dangeresque Too? "Ruin the art style" while I wear them with my Indubitably Green Sober Stuntman.

Maybe it'll be our first sneak-peak at that section in Black Mesa (The mod)? Or would that be too awesome for us to handle?

Banned for not considering he might be a transsexual.

<3 you, Kirk.

Banned for being a goody two-shoes.

I ban you for not showing us your boobs.

Banned for not thinking to cure your boneitis.

Part 1: Part 2: Part 3: Part 4 comes tomorrow at Noon Central Standard Time.