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I don't Then you suck.

But everyone already has it.

Better than nothing, but I'll wait and see if it goes on mega-sale. Penny-pinching is what this and the winter sales were made for.

Tell me, has Brink gotten a daily sale deal yet? That game will be the ultimate benchmark for my new video card.

Are the caps really needed? Also, that joke has been old for well over a year now.

You get a free hat that's from WW1 at least.

Duke Nukem Jam HD

Duke Nukem: I don't care if he's crass. I don't care if he's "Offensive". I don't care how much shit you talk about his new game. I don't fucking care anymore. All I care about is that he's funny, and that his new game is fun. Also, the Engineer and Sniper from TF2: The Engineer because he's southern, smart, but also willing to punch you in the face. Like me. The Sniper because he just looks, sounds, and acts so damn awesome. He's just so laid back about everything.

Yeah, they say that, but they're lying through their teeth... Dude, it's Valve. TF2 is their guinea pig for outlandish ideas. So finding ways to make account scumming for a free game impossible is something they'll go all out for on TF2.

It's pretty obvious why. TF2 is still going strong support wise, but it's 4 years old now. Anyone who would have bought it already has by now. The Mann Co. store, the constant flow of hat updates, stuff like the Hatless Update, etc, were all just the bits and pieces to the Free 2 Play update slowly coming together. I mean, the Mann Co. Store has made the Polycount Pack winners hundreds of thousands of dollars. I'd say it's not too far of a stretch that the Store has also given Valve itself a profit equal to or greater than the actual game. It just makes sense to make (Albeit a limited version) the game free for people if that's the case.

Or, you know, the fact the "Strong Sexual Content" and "Nudity" rarely come up in the game and even then it's not nothing to write home about.

Duke Nukem Forever. Playing through for a 2nd time. It starts out as crap, but really starts to get good around "Vegas in Ruins".

I just got to the Hoover Dam and got access to the Freeze Ray. Fuck. Yes.

Got about 4 hours in now. Mostly the SP with some MP. Totally. Fucking. Worth it. The second I saw that Alien Commander come in and heard the music start up? Worth the price of admission alone for me. Mopthership battle was fun if a bit simple. The multiplayer is...potentially good. By which I mean you have to hope that the server isn't too laggy, and some douchebag doesn't manage to hog the Devastator + Jetpack all round. There are a few good easter eggs, the Ego system justifies the interactivity, and there are quite a few good puzzles so far. Also, I have not heard one piece of music that I did not like yet. Yes, the game is linear as all get out. Not that it's a bad thing at all. The Half-Life series is linear, and I can not tell you how much people suck that series' dick with praise. Duke is surprisingly quiet during "Cutscenes", and only ever says anything when everyone has gotten a word in. Alot of Duke's one liners make me laugh, and the Steroids powerup is fucking awesome. Beer is alright, but it takes a little too mcuh away for what it gives in my opinion. The game also likes to break things up a bit with the odd driving or platforming section (which is a bad thing according to every reviewer in fucking existence). The weapons that I've gotten access to are all satisfying, aside fro mthe Ripper. The Ripper looks ugly, sounds pathetic (Except for the reload), and has some awful firing animations. There are none. The gun just vibrates and has muzzleflash. Also, I've encountered a turret section, and discovered that use of the turret is optional. Which I thank Triptych for many times over. So far? I'd recommend it. But only for PC or PS3, though. The 360 version is a turd on a bun with a heaping helping of rotten horse radish from what I hear.

Yeah, you've already stated your dissatisfaction with the regenerating health system. And I suppose in the end, you can't please everyone. I apologize to fans and everyone else for sounding like a broken record. More like broken BallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBallsBalls of Steel!

http://forums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?p=2369556&posted=1#post2369556 He gets it! He really gets it!

You won't be saying that when the match host tops the scoreboard.

http://forums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?t=124192 Dedicated Servers are an absolute joke, apparently. Can't even run a server and play DNF at the same time.

http://forums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?t=123671 Dedicated servers confirmed. For PC. Also, Here's a Balls of Steel Edition unboxing. http://cafe.naver.com/dukenukemforever.cafe?iframe_url=/ArticleRead.nhn%3Fclubid=22630411%26page=1%26boardtype=L%26articleid=69%26referrerAllArticles=true

http://cdn.steampowered.com/Manuals/57900/DNF%20PC%20DOWNLOAD%20MAN%20ENG.pdf?t=1307550781 Manual for those who like this sort of stuff. I personally appreciate the fact that Gearbox actually made the manual have color.

You just now notice?

Sly Cooper 4 is a big Hell Yes from me.

DNF is the 2nd top-selling thing on Steam. Top selling game if you don't count the CoD DLC. Edit: Now it's top dog.

There is, only it's completely stationary. The enemies come to you. But if you're skilled enough, you can avoid using it entirely. But you'll need to be incredibly good with your pipebombs to make it. It's more if you start to get overwhelmed and don't want to die.

...No, the turret works just fine.