Twilight Sparkle

A magnetized HEV suit is a hoarder's dream come true. He would get a lot more stuck to his suit than what he wanted. Plus, the magnetism pulling his weapon off target when he's trying to fire would be an enormous pain in the ass.

Contributing with Molestia...

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I see what you did thar. Indeed, +1 rep for you sir!

With all the subtlety of a thousand Panzers. Hmm, that goes will with Blue's doesn't it? "With the grace of a mudslide and the subtlety of a thousand Panzers!"

Banned because there was a 200 character maximum for that letter!

Banned because you didn't fuck off and die like he asked!

Banned for banning the wrong poster!

Banned because that is unacceptable!

Haha I love these. Here's some screenshots of one. This guy made it so easy that I suspected countertrolling. To any religious among us: Please don't take offense, I just saw a glorious opportunity here and went for it.

Banned due to signing the wrong set of forms!

God I just love that pic.

Unbanned for supporting best pony.

On it sir! Twilight doesn't have her own bit from that part, so I'll use the next best one. Just a second. Added spoiler tags, be sure your image doesn't stretch the page.

Hmm, I had a thought. Perhaps our titles should synchronize with the bits from the theme song? Y'know, like how yours is "Tons of fun"? Applejack would be "Faithful and Strong" Rainbow Dash (CURSE THAT NEW MEMBER!) "Big Adventure" Rarity is "A beautiful heart" And so on and so on. Just food for thought.

Yesss....I know EVERYTHING!

*Snicker* thanks for the +Reps Pinkie! You are correct in that TS deserves at least a ten!

Fair point, I hadn't even noticed yours lol

Hmm...Speed Freak doesn't really fit as a title for Applejack does it? Perhaps you should consider something else for the name?

Favorites List 1. Twilight Sparkle (WHO'DA THUNK IT?!) 2. Rainbow Dash (I find her attitude to be annoying but she's still awesome) 3. Fluttershy (D'AAAAWWWW) 4. Rarity 5. Pinkie Pie 6. Applejack But yeah, just like Pinkie said this list moves around sometimes. IMO the thing that draws people to MLP is that we can all pick one of the characters and relate to her personally. Twilight Sparkle for example appeals to me because I've always been kind of socially awkward and I love to learn and study (at least things that interest me). I plan to be a librarian/archivist, even. I have...difficulty with making and keeping friends, and I get really uncomfortable in groups (Even something simple like waiting on something with people nearby.) I tend to avoid people or push them away when they get close, and I do that by being kind of a dick. I hate it, but honestly it kind of just happens without my consent. That doesn't really sound like Twilight, but yeah, it's still pretty close to home for me, her troubles with friendship and fitting in. Anyway, on to more cheery things, if you were a pony what would your cutie mark be? No idea if you've been over that already, but big topic and LAZY reader here. Mine would be a scroll next to a quill and ink pot, to represent my ability to complain.

9/10 very nice.

I'd give a government like this 40 years before total collapse. Corporations feed on the rights of their workers if given the chance. In 40 years, working conditions and pay for the lower class would become unspeakably bad. Monopolies and corporate efficiency would cause widespread poverty beyond what America has ever known. The super rich would become so far reaching in power as to actually control all elements of government by the sheer corrupting power of money. The middle class would vanish overnight, replaced by a majorly unemployed and impoverished lower class. There would be a revolution against the corporations within 40 years, unseating CEOs just as Czars were unseated in the Russian Revolution. Not that any form of government is totally stable, but what you proposed is like a goddamn time-bomb. I agree, though I don't think the government will collapse, seeing how the supremely powerful corporations will essentially be the government anyway. The fact of the matter is, we can't depend on corporations to do what is best for all of us. They have benefits and they bring us great things, but ultimately they are interested only in making a profit, and they have shown that they will do anything necessary to reach that end. With no government regulation, those corporations will rip the middle and lower classes to pieces. How can the government protect the rights of its citizens if it doesn't regulate the corporations? Is protection from exploitation not a right?

No...Those are shipping names.

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