Twilight Sparkle

I'm so hipster, I was mainstream before it was cool.

9/10 not bad, and the way the lines match up definitely gets you brownie points.

Banned because I just got here and I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

I'm so hipster, I'm disappointed when it's easy to find a download of my favorite song.

That's a understatement. Indeed. My laptop lagged for quite a while it was loading.

Banned because that's basically what banners are.

It's true that nuclear energy can be dangerous, but the risk is minor with well-trained workers and plants that abide by strict safety standards. The three major incidents I can think of are Chernobyl, Fukushima, and Three Mile Island. Chernobyl happened because the plant used obsolete technology operated by inexperienced workers screwing around with things that should have been left to the day shift. Fukushima happened because a tsunami hit it. Three Mile island killed a grand total of zero people, and again was caused by faulty equipment. Nuclear fission isn't a perfect solution, but it is the step that will lead us to nuclear fusion, which not only produces more energy, but is much safer because meltdowns are basically impossible (It will fizzle out before it explodes, if I recall correctly). In addition, nuclear fusion produces very little dangerous waste. To me, it seems like fusion power is the next great leap forward for humanity, and the prospect of enormous amounts of energy safely produced by readily-available resources seems like it is more than worth the potential risks of fission power. Renewable energy is great and all, but Fusion seems like a better solution because so far the only problem with it has just been getting it to work, whereas with renewable energy there are all sorts of negative factors (Wind power only works in windy areas, solar power only if there's plenty of sunny days, ect.) On top of that, fossil fuel plants kill and injure more people than their nuclear equivalents. So yeah, I suppose I don't have to say I voted for the first option.

Banned for advertising. Buy a billboard like everyone else.

Gloating friendship report, like a baws!

Banned because at least it wasn't about arrows.

9/10 for medic, only not a 10 because the dragon version was so much better!

Banned because freud was right.

Banned for continuing to tempt him.

I'm Bisexual myself, generally finding men and women equally attractive, but I am more able to see a pretty women than a handsome man, so take that how you will. I was very lucky to have been accepting of homosexuals before I realized my own orientation, so I had no trouble at all accepting my own when the time came. I did go through a bit of denial, something along the lines of "Hmm, am I Bi? Nah, I sure hope not anyway." But yeah, it took about a year of that before I finally just gave in, something along the lines of "Okay fine! That guy is hot! I am Bi!" Even after that though, it didn't seem real until I finally told someone, a friend of mine who I cherish to this day, and remains the only person I've told (this post aside). It was a little weird at first, thinking of myself in that way, but as I said earlier it just took some time to get used to the idea. I'm still 'closeted' though, since as I'm sure you've guessed by my location I'm not exactly living in a gay-friendly community. I'm fine with that though - I have no interest in a relationship anyway.

Banned for we-all-know-why.

Banned because there are no iron sights.

Gonarch, definitely, but I think the Tau cannon almost frying him will be pretty funny too (Might be in next episode if we're lucky).

Banned for being condescending.

10/10, it is quite hypnotizing.

Banned for personal attack.

Banned for implying a different meaning.

UGH!ERROR!URGH!ERROR!ENDLESSADORABAWLNESSLOOP!ERROR!SHUTDOWNIMMINIENT!! So yeah, anyone else faving that?

If she isn't mentally handicapped then she must be cursed, being so clumsy and incompetent at everything we've seen her doing. In fact, it's not even the only scene where she's been shown that way. Virtually every time we've seen her she's been screwing up somehow. Remember when Twilight was investigating the Pinkie Sense? Well, who else but Derpy dropped half a ton of merchandise on her head? Add that to the general obliviousness, happy-go-lucky behavior, and 'retard voice' and, well, I just can't help but to think she's the complete stereotype of a mentally retarded person. If nothing else, a good portion of the audience sees her that way. Honestly I always imagined her as Ditzy Doo, clumsy, kind and cross eyed but as intelligent as anyone else. It's not even offensive to me really, more like it ruined her as a character and made a perfect world not-so-perfect.

9/10, it's amusing even though I don't really get the reference (if there is one).