Twilight Sparkle

Banned for being too fast.

Banned for using the reason I was about to use.

Banned because I don't really see how.

An 18-wheeler crashes through the front of your house (you're away at the time).

Banned because technically it wasn't denied, he was just banned for it.

"You call that a wound? Come back when you're missing a leg!"

You wake up and find a mouse and her babies sleeping next to you.

"Flame shield engaged"

Yep, he sent me one too, though my reply was just "Uh, what the fuck?". I thought I'd take the Spartan route and get my point across in fewer words (For once).

Banned because x makes everything cool.

On that note, Ed Edd n Eddy was a guilty pleasure.

You find out that you've won a million dollars, but you only get one dollar per day.

On that note, I've been watching some old cartoons lately (Courage the Cowardly Dog, Megas XLR, ect.) and have rediscovered how hilarious and awesome they could be.

Banned because that reason has been used already.

You find a bloodied and beaten Fluttershy laying on the ground.

7/10

"D'aaaw, no way this cute tree could do such a thing!"

On that note, I discovered an impromptu cap dispenser on Fallout New Vegas. Vikki and Vance Casino, anyone?

On that note, that's what she said. (Sorry, someone had to be the immature one).

Looks like "Bro, you serious?"

Banned because it's all just a silly pretend game.

Basically, this is how I see things. I don't hate black people, but I dislike people of any race that act like those gentlemen in the second picture. As for the 'n word', I hate it myself, and refuse to use it either jokingly or offensively. It's a word that should be forgotten as an awful racial slur, as obsolete as the 'other' n-word, not as a race-exclusive slang word. ANY person that uses it is bad in my book, because in my experience anyone who does is either someone who is part of that 'culture', or a racist bigot, and I dislike the latter just as much as the former. Back on topic...I heard someone mention Fallout Equestria a while back, so I'd just like to put out there that I've read the original, and am currently keeping up with Heroes and Project Horizons. I recommend the two I just listed, although be warned that PJ is even darker than the original FoE, although I'll admit that I actually like PJ more (Mostly because the main character is ridiculously awesome, in so many ways). As for Heroes, it's pretty good, though it's in the early stages and it's only updated about once a month. Think of that what you will. Either way if you have plenty of time then you should definitely give all three of them a chance.

Pretty much this. The first two are good, but the middle one is the best I think.

On that note, I told a horrible joke the other day about hearing aids and phone sex.