Twilight Sparkle
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Wish granted, the entire world standard of literature has been reworked to the point where that crap you just wrote is now considered a masterpiece. And something about sleep too. I wish I hadn't just read something called "I have no wings, but I must fly" on FIMfiction.
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Banned because it's actually soft cider.
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Banned because finally, success achieved!
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Banned for using 24 hour time.
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What.
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Banned because you like Luna too much.
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Banned for nitpicking my grammar.
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Banned for terrible movie references.
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Skittles.
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Banned for fixing posts without including a ban reason.
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Shitstorma'brewin
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Banned because beards are awesome.
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Shaking.
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Banned for being blue and awesomeish.
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Banned because yes people look at signatures.
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10/10 because I think it's funny to imagine that avatar as You vs. Everyone Else, but you're winning
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That awkward moment when you get the idea to cough in the middle of class to hide your fart, but you don't fart until after you cough.
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But I thought you liked Luna?
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Hah! Clever! Anyway yeah, TS is my favorite too (shocking, I know). For not knowing anything about friendship...She sure does know the most about friendship (Or, being the most rational, rather).
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Here's the solution to that problem: (And you're aware I didn't make it?) Well, yeah, I was joking after all. I don't think screen resolutions have been that small since, oh, 1980 or so.
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9/10
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A kid breaks your window with a baseball, but your landlord insists you have to pay it.
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"Do any of you guys know where my car keys went?"
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Wow, your screen resolution must be horrible RD, for that one to fit.
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"I'm the warden around here. Say anything about my cans, I'll castrate you with this gun."
