Twilight Sparkle
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"The military's disaster response protocol isn't to kill everyone Freeman, you're just being paranoid."
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20 Years from now, there will be talk of replacing the source engine with a new one.
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You are asked to make the opening speech at the first showing of the last Twilight movie.
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20 years from now, video games will be so realistic that when you get shot in Call of Duty, you have to spend three months recovering in the hospital.
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"The FBI hasn't discovered your list Freeman, you're just being paranoid." (I can't believe no one thought of this sooner. This is fun!)
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Dancing
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Banned for your own protection.
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Banned for trying to be diplomatic.
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"The soldiers aren't really that stupid Freeman, you're just being paranoid."
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"The military isn't finding you because of your beard Freeman, you're just being paranoid."
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"Your beard isn't secretly alive Freeman, you're just being paranoid."
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What.
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Still 10/10. Probably always will be.
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"This pleases me."
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"Radar scanners don't work Freeman, you're just being paranoid."
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"Your suit doesn't need a grappling hook Freeman, you're just being paranoid."
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Cold weather, by far. My truck is made of metal, you see (So, even with functioning A/C, the heater is much more effective). Mountain Dew or Mello Yello?
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This seems like an inadequate reply...But Luna basically sums up my thoughts on this.
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>YFW your mom wins the lottery, but to have any of the money you have to move back in with her and obey all of her ridiculous rules.
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Banned for not sleeping.
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Banned for using shorthand in your title.
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Wish granted, however it's the one you get at the start of the game that only fires one portal. I wish I had a leather trench coat (because I freaking hate hair that sticks to my current one).
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Nachos. Paper or plastic?
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What do you like about the user above you?
Twilight Sparkle replied to Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D's topic in Forum Games
Made me lol just now. -
Granted, the universe implodes because it's already too late. I wish I could get the ****ing smudges off my glasses for once.