Twilight Sparkle

>YFW nuclear bombs are rendered obsolete by new laser defenses.

Dammit, I can't find the right pony reaction face for this, so I'll just agree with Whooves.

Yes, yes it is. Especially since it's so ironic, given how much Gordon hates puns.

Yes, but even then you have a flashlight.

Smile

>YFW literally every country in the world invades the United States at the same time.

>HFW

About dam time. Sorry.

A movie about blackholes destroying the earth. October Sky.

Playing Doom 3 for all eternity, with no flashlight whatsoever.

8/10. This looks like a quote from Freeman's Mind, only, I don't remember it anywhere...ALYXX, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

A Syfy Original movie where humanity is threatened with extinction because the Earth stops spinning on its axis, so a demolitions expert/scientist/policeman/firefighter/misc has to detonate a nuke or something to fix it. With science. The Descent.

A documentary about the Yakuza (SEEWUTIDIDTHAR?!) Bruce Almighty

Banned because I still haven't gotten my goddamn sandwich.

Banned because yes one does.

A German guy who drives around in a van and solves mysteries and shit. 10.5

A war movie from the POV of a French soldier fighting in the Seven Years War. Avatar.

It's about a farmer who wins the lottery. The day after tomorrow.

A guy who has to win a poker tournament to get money to pay for his dying mother's life saving surgery. Resident Evil.

For some reason, I immediately envisioned a bunch of people lost in a desert, so I'll go with that. 28 Days Later

A children's movie about a submarine who has to find his place in a world of grey and blue. Independence Day.

Asteroid mining. The Butterfly Effect

Wish granted, but it's rotten and infested with maggots. However, you can't see the maggots and rot because it's magic and invisible, so you eat it unknowingly and die slowly and painfully, leaving behind grieving family and friends, a baffled mortician (who cannot identify the cause of death) and a crowd of angry debtors. I wish I could immediately edit all chapters of Stargazer.

A story following the life of a cult leader, whose members he refers to as 'Rings', and his attempts to form an alliance with another cult. Up.

A movie about a man who hired a hitman to kill his boss, but now he can't pay for it, and he has to come up with the money or be murdered himself. The Core.