Twilight Sparkle

9/10, still cute. Is it from anything in particular or just something you found?

Frankly, I have no idea what you're talking about. And if you're gonna insult me, then we're gonna settle this on steam chat like REAL men, ya hear?!

Just registered to vote, good timing for the election since I just turned 18 this month. I live in the south, love guns, and drive a beat up old pickup truck, but I wear ray-bans, a trench coat (in winter anyway) and I'm a democrat. I'm one classy-ass redneck.

9/10, quite cute.

Omegle trolling, Molestia style (pretty long, so spoilered).

10/10, of course! I love that gif.

>YFW a terrorist tries to blow up the bus you're riding, but his bomb fails to detonate.

That's one way to deal with tailgaters. I might do this someday with a prop gun (so I'm less likely to get arrested) since I hate them so much.

>YFW you make an appointment with your doctor, but they don't call your name until three hours after your scheduled time.

I didn't, it's just a pic I saw on Reddit. I want one though. I admit that I'm terrible at parking, but I generally try...and try...and try again until I get it right.

This is one of the greatest things I've ever read.

As far as name changes, I think that if someone is generally referred by a name that is different from the one that they have, they should be able to have one last chance to change their name to it. Fluttershy here is the case in point. Sigs. Eh. I miss 'em, but it's hard enough finding good twilight avatars, let alone signatures.

>YFW someone yells really loud during a movie.

Omegle trolling time, go!

Whooves, I wish you would at least try and take him seriously. Disengaging now, I'll just be in the Twilight bunker where it's safe.

I actually really like flat soda.

Schoolwork that I've been putting off all week. All my hate.

I see your upside down cat, and raise you mine: Hmm...Much more spread out. Very adorable, I'll give you that. However my cat has much more fluffiness, adding to his overall score.

Not as far as I know...But worth a try sometime.

Well, I'm sold!

Jealousy, you say? He does this all the time.

Currently plotting how to best destroy this annoying ass gnat that's been flying around my face for the last hour.

This is Oliver. He's very friendly and his favorite snack is a small dog.

This man speaks wise words, you should heed them. Honestly though, this guy probably really, really needs to go to jail, if not because of what he did but because he doesn't seem to actually have any remorse. When a person commits a crime and they're worried about getting caught, rather than regretting their actions, well, you should probably turn them in. It doesn't help that he isn't trying to appeal to you really, so much as just blackmail all of you. It doesn't seem like he's deserving of a second chance at all, so I wouldn't give him one.