Twilight Sparkle

About to drive 25 miles to get a pair of earbuds from Gamestop (the only place I know of that has the kind I want). Priorities, man.

I had that feeling this morning. I had just gotten up and my stomach started hurting (The kind that means you're running to the bathroom in about 10 minutes). I thought to myself, word for word, "Oh fuck no, I'm calling bullshit on you, colon! I've been asleep for like ten hours, there's no way it has anything to do with that burger I ate before bed, so fuck off!". It didn't work.

Trying to figure out how the hell I'm supposed to write a 500 word minimum peer review about an essay that's only around 150 words because he didn't bother to finish the damn thing.

Ever heard of anal beads? Well Jelly Beans are edible so I guess you could...Well what I mean is maybe someone...If they were flexible enough...Or maybe another person might want...You know what, nevermind.

Obama is probably going to win. The US seems to be in a kind of Republican hating mood as of late, thanks to the Bush Administration, and fine gentlemen like Todd Akin and John Shimkus aren't helping their situation. There are people that will vote democrat no matter what, and there are people that will vote republican no matter what, which is why our elections are decided by single percentages, as only a few votes (those on the fence) 'really' count at the moment, and seeing how the Republicans have been getting a lot of bad publicity lately, I just don't see them winning the presidency this time.

Or they're just getting smarter...

Sparkboom? Brb patent office.

A prank war between rival asteroid miners set in the distant future. The Happening

Rated R because I like your red-headed avatars the best. (Cwutididthar?)

There's even a term for it: Acceptable Breaks from Reality

9/10, not bad, not bad at all.

Holy shit, you could almost measure how the awesomeness grows exponentially the longer you watch that video.

Hugh Jelly in the middle makes the pic. Oh hey, Project Horizons finally updated. Chapter is titled "A Good Day". Wtf? Either that's sarcasm or this fic is totally reversing for the next 30,000 words. EDIT: Oh I get it, a good day by Project Horizons standards.

It's the movie about nothing! How do we know when it's over? Full Metal Jacket

I definitely like Nightmare Moon the most (I'm the opposite of you - I like dark color schemes. It's a rare sight to see me wearing a white t-shirt, for instance) but the Celestia one is definitely badass. As for Chrysalis...Well, the artist definitely got her image across...Not something you'd really wanna wear on a T-shirt though.

Your bathroom mirror isn't one way glass Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

http://www.welovefine.com/3649-painted-celestia.html http://www.welovefine.com/3651-painted-nightmare-moon.html http://www.welovefine.com/3650-painted-chrysalis.html Daaaaamn.

I had a dream in which I got rich by inventing an automated process for peeling hard boiled eggs, then starting a company based on that. It was a good dream.

Banned for banging around like you're more important than me.

Wow. Two dogs just killed one of our cats while he was outside, then ran away before we could do anything. We don't know who they belong to, and they actually came all the way up to our porch and ripped him almost in half (each one had one of his back legs in their jaws). He couldn't get away because the porch is fenced in except for the steps, and the bars were too close together for him to slip through (I'm guessing, anyway). By the time anyone noticed, they were on the other side of the yard tearing him apart. Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, that's all I have to say about it.

Banned because your avatar makes me think of Thomas Jefferson for some reason.

>YFW a suicide bomber blows up your house by mistake (thinking it was a government office).

About to play Fallout New Vegas: Dead Money for the first time. thisisgonnasuck.jpg

Same here, if not somewhat shorter.

It's shorthand for 'In before', the implication being that a person was able to 'beat' the person they were trying to out-post by shortening the words in order to post faster.