Twilight Sparkle

Banned because I kept opening my goddamn door all last month AND YOU WEREN'T THERE TO TAKE ANY OF THIS CANDY.

Whooves, really, we don't want this to be difficult. I remember where I think this whole thing started, when you said "Chuck you're dirtier than my browsing history." See, that was funny, and everyone +repped you for it and said so. Done deal, or it should have been. That was back when you just made a sex joke to be funny. Now you seem to do it as if you picked a defining trait for your persona here on the forum. But look, the joke is old, and more than that, think about how it makes bronies look. There are people that already think we're weird, and I say fuck them, but when someone sees a post that uses "Celestia's Plasma Cum!" as a curse for no damn reason, how do you think that makes us all look? It's ridiculous, really, it is. It's gotten to the point where I rule out avatars just because I think there's a chance you'll say something perverted about them, even though they themselves aren't dirty at all. Just give it a rest, completely and utterly. Look, we're the same age. I know what you mean when you say that a lot of things become dirty when you see them. That's normal (I think). But you don't have to tell us about it every damn time something perverted pops into your head. And what about stuff like "By Luna's Phallic shaped horn"? How is that even something that your mind made dirty? That's just something you added for no reason, because it wasn't related to the post before it. I'm not saying you're a bad person, but I'm just saying now that we're all tired of that joke, and I don't think anyone else on the forum likes it any better. We haven't said anything before now to spare your feelings, but like Foal said we've all been hinting it for quite a while, but seeing how you reacted to his post I think you just chose to ignore the hints. So we're just asking right now, clear as day. Stop being such a pervert. There's nothing wrong with making a perverted joke every once in a while. We all do it. But it gets old like any joke does, and being a pervert has the additional problem that, well, it's perverted. It can disgust people instead of just irritate them like spamming the same memes over and over or something along those lines. We're not asking you to leave, we're not asking to change your whole personality, we just want you to stop making every goddamn thing we say or do perverted. No one here has to represent the 'dark and sticky side of the fandom'. Those aren't things that need to be talked about. Those are things that most of us would rather pretend don't exist, whether we like them or not. No one else here has to flaunt their masturbatory habits, so why do you?

About to play Halo Anniversary on the new TV I got yesterday. Shame I neglected to get a goddamn HDMI cable...Through the traffic and standing in line, back to Walmart I go!

I know that feel, Foal. Speed limits lose a lot of meaning after eating something like that. OT: Mom finally got some more tea, fuck yes. I don't like coffee that much.

Being amused at Pinkie's plight.

If you're going to fight someone, WIN. Everything else is secondary. My point exactly. Indeed. The thing to remember is that while there's little honor in fighting dirty, there's no honor at all in getting your ass kicked.

HEY WHOOVES http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/323/6/3/this_needs_to_happen____by_brisineo-d5lgxrl.png Just fucking imagine it.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Anyway, back to HOI3. Basically already recreated the Roman Empire and then some, now I have to try and bail out the Germans who decided to reenact their failed invasion of the USSR. Imagine that, Italy saving the Germans in WWII.

About to play Hearts of Iron III, seeing if I can make Italy not suck during WWII as it did IRL. I have a lot of work to do.

Hmm, random question, what line of dialogue prompts Boone to say "Is that a joke?" because I've never heard him say that before. While we're at it, what about "You sick bastard" which I also heard the first episode they joined up?

About to play Halo 4 for the second time.

Agreed. Seriously, he didn't have a motive, a plan, or even a goal other than 'fuck some shit up for no reason'. I mean, come on, he never even said anything, just chuckled evilly a few times and tried to look scary.

Yet I'm still slightly tempted to try and watch a single episode to see if I can observe any evidence of subliminal messaging. More strongly willed people than you have tried.

I'm watching this with a huge fucking banana on my face (means, a huge fucking smile) Good thing you specified, that coulda been ugly.

No. The price is simply too high. Would you rather open a door, or try to kill yourself?

Er...How? Know what? Forget you guys. I'm gonna start my own forum! With Blackjack! And hookers! (Bonus points if you saw what I did there, and no it isn't the Futurama reference)

Same as Alyxx, but with tea instead of coffee because I'm hipster.

I'll show myself out.

This is true, but I'm not sure if there is a 'better' side of the NCR that you see in the game. They're portrayed in the game as largely being a force of good, yet being too overstretched to accomplish these goals, in direct contrast to the Legion, which is frighteningly competent but cruel and ruthless. That's pretty much exactly what you see throughout the game, up to and including them sending the Courier to defeat the factions that oppose them by himself. Honestly, the good side of the NCR is only inferred and taken at the word of certain characters (which the courier has blatantly ignored so far) so I'm not really sure what'll impress him about the NCR later on. And don't get me wrong, I personally think that the NCR is definitely one of the better choices in the game (if not the best) but there isn't really anything that I remember that would shift the Courier's impressions of them, since even at the end of the game they only win the Battle of Hoover Dam if the Courier intervenes on their behalf.

That moment when the random thread started getting serious.

What pisses me off is when someone votes for a candidate for ALL THE WRONG REASONS. Case in point, my Grandpa, who voted for Romney. I ask him if there's a particular reason, and apparently it's because "Obama's in favor of the gays."

The Mass Effect series. You might want to show yourself out, before Pinkie has an aneurysm over the fact that you haven't played it.

In. His. Voice. And I was just listening to TIM talking in ME3 not ten minutes ago, so there's that.

"Yeah this is the part where you give me a job with no pay." Hah. So which faction are you going to be siding with in the series? Seems fairly obvious that it's not gonna be NCR or Legion, so that leaves Mr. House or Yes Man. Have you decided already, or would you rather not say?