Twilight Sparkle
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You'll need a crowbar, a bicycle pump, and a plate of asparagus. How can I prevent people from entering my room if I don't have a lock on my door?
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YouTube. Go fig. Youtube comment threads are the ideal recruiting grounds for Class-D personnel for the Foundation.
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Generally, I have to agree that if Twilight suddenly becomes a God/Princess, it'll kind of screw things up. Otherwise, I kind of like the idea (in fanfiction and such).
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Math homework. All the assignments are done online (including the tests) even though it's a seated class. Makes it really easy to google answers and use online calculators.
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Hory shet.
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Not Luna for once.
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Kind of wish it faced forward when worn, though.
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Banned because I have to explain that I made a Portal 2 reference. Come on guys.
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I've been using my air conditioner twice as often as my heater this winter. Seriously this is just weird. Makes me dread summer.
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Banned because you were supposed to let that handsome devil go about his business, goddammit!
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Banned so I can be on page 600. Rounded numbers on AF threads are like, the Hall of Eternity or something around here.
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@Anyone that cares, Project Horizons just updated. So much for a new chapter before Christmas.
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Warm. It's been like, 77 degrees every day...In January.
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Depends on the size and weight of the friend in question, but you can usually expect it to set you back anywhere between $100-250.
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Writing. You gotta love those spontaneous bursts of creativity.
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I send a squad Hit-Wizards and a retrieval team to neutralize Humin and return the cookie to me.
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Damn, that's one of the most badass Spikes I've ever seen.
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Go home username, you're drunk.
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I beat Pinkie to death with a paper napkin and take the cookie from his corpse.
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After using my army of lawyers to get out of jail thanks to the technicality that it wasn't me that actually did the harassing, I steal the cookie by using a grappling hook to shimmy up a sheet metal wall to bypass the lasers so I can grab it.
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I hire a mercenary to slap Alyxx with a giant purple dildo and steal it while she is distracted.
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Go home Jek, you're drunk.
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Total cost of tuition and textbooks for this semester: $1,119. Fuck everything.
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Grits. It is approximately 40% butter and cheese at this point.
