Twilight Sparkle

Actually, it's more like money first, audience second.

You know what web browsers need? When they prompt you on whether or not you want them to save your passwords for you, there should be a "remember this password, but only if it works" option.

Ha, you haven't seen ANYTHING yet...

I'm more interested in the fact that GLaDOS is the dealer...I can only assume the lulz are many.

Only if the hand bitch slaps me every time it feeds me. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, but in any quantity you desire, what would it be?

Great to hear Ross. Will you be as financially stable with this host as you were with Machinima?

I had a dream last night where I moved back in with my Grandparents, and for some reason Kim Jong Un was also living with them. He and my Grandfather were tag-team trolling me.

10/10, how could I not?

Uh, what?

My neighbors like my music so much, they invited the police to come and listen. Again.

Oh that slaps me on the knee. References to the game. Wait, I don't remember that being in the game, where is it? It's one of Three Dog's radio broadcasts. If you disarm the nuke in Megaton, he'll compliment you later and say "Next time you're in the neighborhood, pop into the studio! Ol' Three Dog's toaster's been on the fritz!"

"Okay, thirty seventh attempt...FUCK!"

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7039232/1/Sarcasm-Still-Valid About to play through the Mass Effect series.

Don't worry, that's normal.

Milk, lots of milk for some reason. On my third glass.

What are you doing on /v/? /mlp/ is where it's at Mmmmaybe because he wants to read about video games and not MLP? Just a thought. Discovered a Portal 2 fanfic that features a mute, but snarky Chell. It's a lot like a written version of Freeman's Mind. This pleases me.

I'm sorry you had to deal with all that crap Ross, but this was immensely satisfying to read nonetheless. It feels good to see you getting all that off your chest, and I think we can all agree that we're very glad to see that you're leaving Machinima. There are greener, less evil pastures that don't go straight through hell. I'm just happy that you were able to cut your losses and get out of this in one piece - I've heard really bad stuff about Machinima keeping people shackled with their contracts, and I'm glad you didn't end up in that situation. Best of luck Ross, and remember, when life gives you lemons, burn life's house down!

If you watch Meet the Spy backwards, it's about several people being brought back to life by a magical butterfly knife, who then proceed to dismiss all concerns about enemy spies and seal up the room while the infiltrators are expunged from the base.

CrazedRamblings. He did a complet read of it, it's on YouTube. Play games, and have his vids running on a mobile devise. No, stahp, it's not a proper experience unless you read it. It's Kkat's amazing writing that makes it worth reading, and it doesn't work as well in audio form.

I am currently building the world's smallest trophy to present to the first person to finish FoE. Out of curiosity, how much have you read? If it's more than Pinkie I might have to beat him to death with a paper napkin.

So, I just finished that chapter of Project Horizons...

It's about bloody time! And to think Somber used to update weekly.

EU3-related venting, in rage comic form.