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...Ross, if you have the time...check out 'Amnesia', I THINK you'll like it...

A very enjoyable episode...though, I've gotta say, I thoroughly expected both Mike and Dave to get mown down by a responding APC exitting the tunnel, after Mike called in Dave's hit-and-run... Thanks for screwing with my expectations!

Where are Dave's crackers...dammit?!?!

That's the WHOLE POINT, dude. (but, what happened to the crackers...?)

'Turned into' Stalkers...? I think that THAT'S one of the conditions of employment...

Ross Scott: It's over, Machinima. I have the high ground. Machinima: You underestimate my power! Ross Scott: Don't try it. Machinima follows, and Ross Scott cuts his supposed savior off at the knees, then cuts off his left arm in the blink of an eye. Machinima tumbles down the embankment and rolls to a stop near the edge of the lava. Machinima struggles to pull himself up the embankment with his mechanical hand. His thin leather glove has been burned off. He keeps sliding down in the black sand. Ross Scott: (continuing) . . . You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would, destroy Fox News, not join them. It was you who would bring balance to the Net, not leave it in Darkness. Ross Scott picks up Machinima's 'terms of use', shredding it in his hands and begins to walk away. He stops and looks back. Machinima: I hate you! Ross Scott: You were my brother, Machinima. I loved you. Machinima's clothing blows into the lava river and ignites. Suddenly Machinima bursts into flames and starts SCREAMING. Ross Scott: (continuing) ...'Til you fucked me in the ass...

You told me I could do the edit for you... Not much different from what an editor does when writers publish books. There was no insult intended. How you phrased your sentence was rather insulting. also I still do not understand what you want me to do with the title. "Gentlemen!...you can't FIGHT in here... This is THE WAR ROOM!..."

no way, really? I heve to check this Edit: YOU'RE RIGHT! Man, He's a genius Check out the Podcast17 Episode where he and Craig are interviewed...it's hilarious!! Podcast17: Episode 40.

Easy...the exchange between Mike and the Vort in Episode 2. Mike : Hey BUDDY...Yeah, YOU!!...COME OVER HERE A MINUTE!! Vort : Awwwwwwwwwww…hell… [Coughs]…I ain’t do’en nuthin’ officah… Mike : Huh?...oh, you’re not in trouble…I just have a question for you. Vort : I ain’t SEEN nuthin’ neithah… Mike : Do you think the COMBINE is a DUMB NAME for an ALIEN RACE? I mean YOU GUYS have cool names… Vort : Ah don’t know…Ah was jus' goin’ down the STORE tah getsum BEER… Mike : DAMN!...This EARLY in the morning? Vort : Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh…I got an I.D.!! Mike : Ahhhhhh….forget it, …just get outta here… Vort : O.K., officah… ...it's all the better cause Ross does BOTH of the voices!