Doom Shepherd

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Unless they're riding a train or bus driven by someone who is abusing it.

So your morality is subjective based upon how well-off the victim is and nothing else.

I see this a lot. It's even more annoying in the sociopolitical arena than it is in the gaming community.

It's from the movie "Excalibur". It's Old Irish. (very old). The second line of what I said is from Lovecraft. The third is from "The Day the Earth Stood Still" The fourth is Klingon.

Proper Prior Planning Prevents Pitifully Poor Performance.

anal snake?? google translate Actually means. "Serpent's breath, charm of death and life, thy omen of making."

Well thank god you're not in any position of power. XD Yes, you should. On the other hand, now you're on the "Purge" list.

"I could murder people with these things... And they wouldn't even mind."

Marijuana - a useful tool of The Man, intended to keep the underclass rabble high and complacent in their oppression. As corporate/government control increases, expect to see greater demand for its legalization.* *This is, of course, the Evil Overlord point-of-view. All I'm saying is if I ever take over, pot smoking will be MANDATORY for the lot of you. Obedience brings victory. Victory is life.

I don't usually eat pizza, but when I do, it'd better have sausage, pepperoni, and bacon as toppings.

Who needs a .50 caliper sniper rifle when you have an Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator, hmm?

Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha. Also, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Klaatu barada nicto. chay' nguv yuQrajDaq chal?

Here's something odd, the internet prefers the word for oral intercourse as performed on a female to the word for the same act performed on a male. So that proves there are women on the internet.

and having a sex with the same gender, yes. Only the last of those doesn't injure anybody in any way. And if that really disgusts you to the point that you can't take thinking of it... Sorry, you're just weak. Pooping. Now THAT is gross. Try not doing it ever.

I think Mark Twain had one of the best ideas. You can read about it here: http://www.nitrosyncretic.com/rah/gondour.html An excerpt: With a few modifications (for instance, instead of a steady progression, it should be required that wealth double before a new vote is accumulated-this would put a check on the super-rich), this could work out quite well.

Yeah, well. I'm secretly one of these. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2558-j Tell no one.

That is the best way to achieve peace. It's what I want to have said of me in 200 years... "He died without enemies... By virtue of having slain them all."

Sorry, but wake up and do what? What is it that you propose? Regards Apparently, wake up and become nauseatingly banal.

Banned because there is a random bottle of black mamba on my desk.

Hoomin.

I need hamburgers and comic books.

Yeah! He has found peace! Because he KILLED all the people/aliens who weren't peaceful! "Peace?" "Naah." "Okaaaay... Then... CROWBARTOTHEHEAD!!!"

I could handle immortality up until the very end of the universe. Mainly because I don't form attachments the way normal people do. But yeah, nothingness would get dull. I'd probably go insane at that point. Then there would be my horrible fantasy world to explore. Nobody wants that.

Wishing I could sleep. Damn job-related stress.