Doom Shepherd

I'm wearing mny crazy right out where everyone can see it. If we all did that, life would be so much easier.

How about this: Scientsists have discovered, using MRI's and such, that the part of your brain that makes decisions activates and functions up to 10 seconds BEFORE you consciously decide what to do. http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2008/04/mind_decision Now THAT messes with free will...

I'm so hipster that THIS is my rickroll.

I didn't even know this thread existed. So thanks to those who happybirthday'd me, not quite 5 months ago. And happy birthday or not-birthday to everybody else. Er.

Or to put it another way... 3Vz5bl9GQp0

Playing with my food.

That's what SHE... um. That's what I said to HER!

It was me. Also, I found these end quotes, you seem to have dropped them: " " " "

Oh, that was just 173, having a laugh. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173

Blood Explosion Extraordinaire by "Only Us." Kill your father Kill your mother Kill your sister Kill your brother Who ya wanna kill? (WHUM WHUM WHUM WHUM WHUM) Kill your dog Kill your cat Kill your neighbor's screaming brat Who ya wanna kill? (WHUM WHUM WHUM WHUM WHUM) Kill Hussein Kill Osama Kill McCain and Kill Obama Who ya wanna kill? (WHUM WHUM WHUM WHUM WHUM) Kill the Left Kill the Right Kill the Center Kill on sight Who ya wanna kill? (WHUM WHUM WHUM WHUM WHUM) Who ya wanna kill? (WHUM WHUM WHUM WHUM WHUM) Doesn't matter... KILL!

I demand Rule 34 of WWIB and the image.

Mostly. However, regarding how much of a last resort it should be, I am reminded of this quote from the writer H. Beam Piper: "He was opposed to the use of force. Force, he believed, was the last resort of incompetence; he had said so frequently enough since this operation had begun. Of course, he was absolutely right, though not in the way he meant. Only the incompetent wait until the last extremity to use force, and by then, it is usually too late to use anything, even prayer." -- A Slave is a Slave

Some people will steal anything that is not nailed down. Humanity's problem is that it has become too "moral" to destroy such animals when identified. Actually, I'm still pretty sure that's an entirely made-up statistic you have there. Most? Name three. Three where they don't take it to "bad example" extremes, like killing you for being gay or beating you up for dressing differently, or lashing your back to ribbons for dropping you chewing gum in the street.

It's nicer, but in the long run it's considerably less effective in changing the evil behavior. Or as Confucious (Kung-Tzi) said: "If you repay evil with kindness, with what will you repay kindness?" You should LEAD with kindness. Thereafter, you should reciprocate with what you are shown. Carl Sagan wrote about this in the 16th chapter of Billions and Billions, "The Rules of the Game."

AC/DC Wrote a song about mine. _W-fIn2QZgg

He will! But it's fun to fantasize. Yeah, this page says "ideas," not "directives." It's not like we're not gonna watch if he doesn't do anything we come up with. If he does do something, it will undoubtedly be good, and probably something we never thought of. I know I would never have come up with the pirate voice. Not unless it was September 19th.

Wakes up in Left4Dead, running around with three other crazy people voiced by other "Mind" makers, fighting Zombies instead of aliens. Of course, the game effects would have to be muted (and probably some other things done? I don't know shit about this) to not spoil the effect.

"I have evidence. No, you can't see it." -- Joe McCarthy.

Do let me know when and where you plan to get violent.

Image is broken, like the first image... Also, one does not simply explain Japan.

I will now illustrate several non-religious reasons not to do bad things: 1. I am aware of the consequences of my actions. I am aware that the consequences of doing most evil things tend to be personally unpleasant, in both the short and long term. I am not willing to gamble my future happiness for short-term gain. I practice impulse control for this reason. 2. Another end result of doing bad things to other people is the greatly increased possibility that other people will do bad things to me. Being that I do not desire bad things to happen to me, then avoiding doing bad things to others is merely increasing my odds of favorable outcome. 3. I have crappy luck, and am lazy to boot. Because of this, again, the probability of an improperly planned / executed evil act is unfavorably high, a clear disincentive. 4. I have pride, and beyond that total certainty of my inherent superiority over others. Doing evil for short-term personal gain is a clear sign of weakness and inferiority. 5. I just don't feel like it. Because of my belief in reciprocity, I prefer only to do evil things to evil people.

Sit down. Shut up. Watch this. FG0fTKAqZ5g

It took less time than I expected to convince the humans to destroy their world.

I—... I can't b—... Chi-g-d-b ... He—g ... I'm buyin' you a pizza!

I just handed out exams for a Compensation management class. Don't ask me what that is.