Ray

But I also have a constant urge to frequently remind Freeman to reload.... and get in peoples way all the time in the worst possible moments.....And that...sometimes...I dream about cheese..

I can't do it man! I need my fix of...half life! I've began quoting Scientists and Rebel lines in real life....

I know...I can't escape it

Well not entirely, only the fact they jump onto heads, but the whole zombification thing isnt. But you know what meat I would like to try...Vortiguant...is that so wrong

8/10 Cause Ninja day would be awesome, also regarding my sig, Only true Civil Protection fans will understand my sig.

But do you really want to be eating something that has possibly been feeding on a humans head and brain?

So what would a Gman taste like....since it's clearly not human....

What am I listening to you ask?..... 7zMT3SqgRfk

Hi my name is Ray and...I'm a half life addict. In recovery

Currently right now I'm debating where I should stash all these bodies...

Ya....Ya I think so...

I have to agree, Not really too afraid of dying, but I wouldn't want to die alone

well personally I agree with you Alyxx, it's clearly not him. But it's ok I found a solution to this issue, In the game when you get the crowbar just head back to the scientists, when you meet them again just smack the white scientist repeatedly until dead. THERE Problem solved, easiest solution to anything...kill it

so do barnacles taste like sea barnacles?

Oxycodone, doritos, Headcrab Meat and guns.... Sounds like the recipe for a good time

"Oh Fiddlesticks, what now?"

I actually was a Huge fan of Civil Protection and Ross years ago back when he was first starting before Freeman's Mind, So ya I just found it from Civil Protection. And to this I believe Civil Protection and Freeman's Mind are more well done than alot of material on Machinima.

Hey give Blue Shift some credit, Barney's pretty damn impressive for a security guard, jumping to alien borderworlds shooting up every creature he sees, I bet it said nothing about that in the job description

I hate those people who say every new meat tastes like chicken, I bet headcrab tastes nothing like chicken, it doesn't smell like cooked chicken, I bet it tastes like....grasshoppers

Look it's quite simple, Alyxx is right the model in HL1 that Laidlaw picked to be Kleiner looks and sounds nothing like Kleiner, the reason Laidlaw chose it though is because Eli and Kleiner are supposed to be long friends and because the black scientist is supposed to be Eli Laidlaw just said "Fuck it...that other ones kleiner." The point is Yes in reality it's clearly not, but Laidlaw is the god of Half Life so technically in the half life universe it's kleiner.

I feel as though we are getting a bit off topic here, Tak? I am white as well, part russian and polish and some german.

I got one thing to say and one thing only......Fat People Not Good.

Loved the episode and can't wait til the next cp