Pinkie Pie

"You're not the most paranoid man on earth, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

My familys crazy. One of my uncles used to fart in a bathroom and locked the kids in. Another one would tickle you until you literally passed out. My whole family mocked me and called me names while we were camping and then sent me away when I started crying. My cousin thinks she's dying and has every disease imaginable. Literally. Another cousin had no qualms walking around naked when there were guests over, and he's a 25 year old very hairy man. And my grandpa used to call me a different nickname each time I saw him.

20 years from now, Freeman's Mind will...probably be finished.

That's one of my favorite artists. All his stuff is just like...awesome: Still love that pony Tron picture.

Ah yeah, I've read this article before. I'm not sure why he said PC gaming is dying so matter-of-factly but, whatever. He made his point.

The fact that he went through months of tedious animating on Civil Protection shows he's willing to do things he doesn't particularily enjoy for a more satisfying end product.

Also, sissiest punch ever.

I think I've heard variations on the 'you are dead' song, but that's just hilarious! XD

Banned for assuming it's beer. It could be Mountain Dew for all you know.

The laws of physics aren't against you Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

Banned for pointing out. GIVE ME SOMETHING INTERESTING TO LOOK AT AND READ

Both you and Rarity both really have an obsession with dying happy. XD

Though you know some dumbass has gotten pissed about it and bitched, "You're running out of things to say so you're just recycling the same jokes! New jokes or gtfo, Ross!" whine whine bitch moan.

Banned for not adding in 'sadly'.

>YFW you get ninja'd by five different people in one post.

Banned for flirting. I'll get the camera.

Banned for being witty.

Tough choice but I'm gonna have to go with Nag.^^ Tits or beans?

inb4 cocaine joke but Coke. HL1 or HL2?

This. But oh god I'm so glad I got out of it.

Girls. Guitars or drums?

Granted, but there are now irreversible smudges all over your face. Good luck getting that second date now, sucker! I wish I got a second date...

Granted. Wait... I wish I was Solid Snake.

I think you just blew Axel's mind.

Amirite? Hey where's all the sheep and Lord of the Rings memorabilia?