Pinkie Pie

He has no beard now. His best-ness had gone down by at least 20%.

They made Destroy All Humans, one of my favorite underappreciated PS2 classics ever. They also made basically every licensed PS1 game I'd played as a kid. It sucks that they're gone, but I'd miss them more if DAH 3 was better.

Well they just released another propaganda video which I don't even care enough to post. It basically consists of footage showing them launching rockets and taking Americans prisoner. Also Yahoo mentioned something called like a 'propaganda festival' or something stupid like that. Y'know, if they're openly calling their shit propaganda...well, I don't even know what to say to that.

Played a rented copy of Walking Dead: Survival Instinct at my cousin's house. It's about what I expected. Another licensed game where nobody gave a shit about making a good game and have decided to ride off the coattails of a popular TV show. At least with the Telltale game, they weren't even basing it off of the TV show, but off of the comics. And (in my opinion) that was a pretty good game. But Survival Instinct was published by Activision "The Other EA" so, I can't exactly say hopes were high, anyway. On the upside, I'm excited about the prospect of a new Batman: Arkham game, so there's that. EDIT: Oh wait, Rocksteady isn't going to be the developer. Well, now I don't care. I feel like these companies are trying to ruin their games.

Psychotic Ninja already made a comment on Pinkie Pie so here's a cat dancing:

Be cool, dawg. Homie G. Mah [redacted]

Yes. I'd also recommend keeping a fan on it at all times so that it will stay cool. Particularily facing where you're lying. How can I get the guy inside the Goofy costume to notice me?

Uhhh....I guess ears and leg. I'd prefer sight over hearing, and in some ways it could actually be an improvement. Plus, I could still hobble around on one leg easy enough with some crutches. 10th or 11th Doctor?

Wait, which side am I? This is just confusing.

Excited that Assassin's Creed III will be on Xbox LIVE this coming Tuesday with a cheap discount. Finally I can finish this series and stop obsessing over it.

Paranoid 30% Schizoid 15% Schizotypal 46% Antisocial 46% Borderline 30% Histrionic 18% Narcissistic 14% Avoidant 58% Dependant 30% Obsessive-Compulsive 34% I guess I'm okay with these results.

I like Jack Sparrow pony, but why is his mustache above his nostrils?

It wasn't so silly in 1997.

Judging by the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the ocean.

Oh, I'm so glad for you despite the fact that your silly little fix didn't work on my end.

Well, as far as favorites go, I like basically every main character besides Mossman and Magnusson. I like killing all da Combine. I don't like killing Hunters. One because they're hard as hell. Two because they remind me of dogs and I love dogs.

(Upon entering the tripwire warehouse) I quit. I turn in my limbo badge. Not even Richard Simmons could handle this shit, let alone a physicist in a bright orange space suit!

Well too late now, Science! I'm already better! Slowpokes.

Pray Freddy Krueger puts you out of your misery. I watched the Tim Burton Planet of the Apes remake starring Marky Mark and now I'm having Marky Mark-inspired nightmares! How do I evict him from my slumber? (See? It's not exactly like danielsangeo's)

This is what I looked like before Season 2! Tee hee!

Investigatin'.

EA is up for a second year of being the Worst Company in America? Look I know we were all pissed last year but they haven't even done anything yet! I wouldn't even say they really deserved it in 2012, emotions aside. C'mon, give Bank of America a chance, you let them off too easy last time.

Only about 3 minutes, unless you just looped it over and over.

What the fuck is with this car talk? Dog.