Alyxx Thorne

Yeah, we should expect GlaDOS to appear any minute.

Apop - Unicorn (Duet version)

Donkey.

That's non-canon.

Funny that you should mention Blood. It's one of the better games to utilize the then-revolutionairy Build engine. It was actually made by the same guys who later made No One Lives Forever and even FEAR. Fun to see where they started. It feels like as if someone crossbred Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and Evil Dead.

Nämmen farbror Melker, varför simmar du utan kläder på?

I watched the review on GameTrailers. It was more indepth and didn't spoil any of the story really.

You know, you sound very old. "Back in my day we didn't have all that 3DS Max Maya graphics. We had to look at hand painted artwork, and it was much better!" You know, people still paint and photograph textures and put a lot of work into 3D games. It's still art, just more hardware-intense than before. And if you look at games like Braid (which is VERY new), it's clear to see that the hand-painted style is still being used, it's not just some kind of dead fashion. And look at games like Dreamfall. Horrible gameplay but the game feels like an art book. All in all, it depends on which games you look at. I think it's unfair to make such a generalization.

Portal before moving on to Portal 2.

I grew up with DOS and DOS games. One of the earliest gaming memories I have is with BlackThorne by Blizzard. Think it came out around 1994. The PC version featured blood, which was censored out in the SNES version...

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

You should call yourself Dirty Hamburglar.

I'm gonna do like Kirk and play Portal 1 first.

And reminisce about the times when games weren't in holographic 3D and space hotels was a dream for astronaut-wannabes.

Loop created. Mission accomplished.

Symbolic. Were your family black as well? No, actually. I'm a white straight guy. I thought it was pretty weird I dreamed of being a black woman with a husband. Would be even more weird if you dreamed of being a black GUY DRESSED UP AS A WOMAN with a husband and kids.

I've actually read Michael Jackson's autobiography Moonwalker. It's quite interesting and probably explains a lot of his unusual behaviour.

Coke snorting you.

Apop - untitled too

Doesn't seem to be a joke, but obviously they're trying to squeeze as much money out of this as possible.

I think that's a swell idea.

If anyone has beaten it by now, I salute you. Or think you used cheats.

Your mother is better than Superman 64.

Intermediate.

He started early with Internet yeah. Though it could've been 95...