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Alyxx Thorne

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  1. Considering I am rarely interested in the serious stuff (since it feels like everyone sort of gangs up on me in the end) and only post on this forum to enjoy the company of the others, I would love that.
  2. But requires you have the original FEAR installed I assume?
  3. That's quite an interesting story, Daniel.
  4. Tainted Lunch
  5. Again, there is already a topic about this, 3 of them in fact: viewforum.php?f=14
  6. Never heard of it. Maybe share some info on it for those who never had the pleasure?
  7. Tons of Freeman's Mind coming up it seems =D
  8. Well, I think we can all agree GLaDOS is pretty fragmented to begin with.
  9. One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. He then took a companion cube and walked slowly towards a missile at snail speed. All of this was an evil plan made by some incredibly insidious retard walking away. MIKURU BEAM he shouted out loud while listening to the annoying ramblings caused by a massive outcry from a 10 year old hacker who was a sith lord from a galaxy filled with portals. And everybody lived happily but they had no longer a soul with a very large energy flux, then all kinds of nasty people with pink lightsabers started to roll around, energy fluxes exploding and that created a black hole that sucked the unassuming orb back to the day when everything was governed by dinosaurs. "OH MY GOD!" he yelled and suddendly the dragon also appeared and they both yelled, but that only created cancer,dinosaurs and tons of Gordon Freeman's clones dressed as Lincoln. May Chuck Norris save me yelled everyone in the magical land of tits and ass
  10. Skeptics... lol
  11. What I'm pointing at is that GLaDOS erases the part of her that is Caroline at the end of the game, so it obviously isn't a simple case of just GLaDOS being Caroline, but rather GLaDOS being an AI that is BASED on Caroline's brain and her memories, but had eventually evolved into its own entity, leaving her with Caroline's memories and feelings and everything but also with her own set of experiences from when she was "born" herself.
  12. One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. He then took a companion cube and walked slowly towards a missile at snail speed. All of this was an evil plan made by some incredibly insidious retard walking away. MIKURU BEAM he shouted out loud while listening to the annoying ramblings caused by a massive outcry from a 10 year old hacker who was a sith lord from a galaxy filled with portals. And everybody lived happily but they had no longer a soul with a very large energy flux, then all kinds of nasty people with pink lightsabers started to roll around, energy fluxes exploding and that created a black hole that sucked the unassuming orb back to the day when everything was governed by dinosaurs. "OH MY GOD!" he yelled and suddendly the dragon also appeared and they both yelled, but that only created cancer,dinosaurs and tons of Gordon Freeman's clones dressed as Lincoln. May Chuck Norris save me yelled everyone in the
  13. The 3DS needs GameBoy Colour support.
  14. I like pretty much everything he releases. He's funny, witty and has a lot of good points.
  15. We all know the story. At least it's getting a happy ending.
  16. Cave Johnson was and is a great character.
  17. My neighbour needs to turn off his subwoofer...
  18. The Room review has actually been back on his site for a while now.
  19. In Soviet Russia, food eats you.
  20. That's the problem with exploting the DLC concept...
  21. Sash! - Cheating Twister
  22. I'm too curious about my future to snuff it.
  23. No må du fan mæ få rævva i gir! Har du karamellsaus i fetta eller?
  24. Portal 1 was very short but very enjoyable still. And I liked the multiplayer a lot. Been playing BS a lot with my best friend.
  25. I agree with you, they're just milking the product.
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