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Alyxx Thorne

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  1. Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said
  2. You know, comparing hacking to murder is a bit of a stretch.
  3. Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry
  4. How are you gentlemen.
  5. Oh no, nobody's BORN that way. It's a LIFESTYLE.
  6. Pink Floyd - Pigs on the Wing (Part One)
  7. Raymond's glad there's days worth of food in this bus.
  8. WHAT?! YOU SICK FREAK!
  9. Raymond's sure there's seconds worth of fart in this bus.
  10. I actually love people who aren't afraid to be themselves and show it to the world. They have guts.
  11. Max Payne was alright. i never really expected much from a video game based movie anyway.
  12. I'm sure there's seconds worth of air in this pocket.
  13. Spectator mode only works for what you can see, and it's rare that you can see where everyone on the battlefield is, all at once. A simple ESP hack shows you where everyone is, and gives so much more information in far less time... Hacking isn't ever going to stop, so saying it's wrong here won't really do anything. I know, but what you are saying is the same as saying murder will never stop therefor it we shouldn't say it is bad. Dark analogy is dark.
  14. I love Fallout 3, but I love the older Fallouts more, and to be honest, I am really looking forward to playing NV when I get it. Fallout 2 is still the best game in the franchise for me.
  15. (Seems we are writing a squirrelking fanfic here) Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon
  16. Well, that's what spectator mode is for, I suppose.
  17. I only play multiplayer with close friends on local networks and so on. I prefer more intimate multiplayer than playing with some 12 year old kid with no life that I don't even know somewhere in Japan.
  18. I actually kind of prefer non-episodic games. I thought it was interesting to play episodes but in the end, I kinda just want one big experience.
  19. Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon
  20. In Soviet russia, Sheriff shoot you.
  21. Really put the focus on the dark side of organized religion, I liked that. Had a great 1984 feeling to it.
  22. A good multiplayer game should never require you to resort to using hacks. If you have to use hacks to make the multiplayer portion enjoyable, then the game is flawed in my opinion.
  23. To be honest, 3D so far just gives me headaches.
  24. Alan Wake WAS supposed to come out on PC, but Microsoft, being the douchebags they usually are, made it an XBOX exclusive. That sort of decisions just piss me off. I mean, there's NO reason it wouldn't be released on PC, none at all. It would've increased their profit, it would've made them connect better with PC owners and it would've made me able to friggin' play the damn thing. What were they thinking?
  25. Nothing like kicking ass and chewing bubble gum... in 3D!
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