Alyxx Thorne

I've read the Half-Life bible actually. Found an ebook torrent of it.

http://www.inchem.org/documents/jecfa/jecmono/v15je03.htm The monkeys suffered seizures and brain damage from being injected with it. I rest my case.

hey, we couldn't have sex with a shorter bonk, it takes a lot more dakka to train you.

hey, we shouldn't start sex with a shorter bonk, it takes a lot more dakka to derka things.

Fallout 3 still has me somewhat interested so if NV is better then I'm definitely gonna find my obsession.

I take it you like RPG's a lot, Dan-95.

Yeah, I installed the demo and was blown away.

Pink Floyd - Sorrow

I prefer progressive rock.

He said he already had played it.

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty and John started crying a pond. Just then an antelope crashed through to the surface from the land called "Under the Surface". All of a sudden there was a huge rift and Asahina disappeared

You're ecstatic there's shitloads worth of banana's in his ass

Doom - Where can I find this? Steam. Duke Nukem 3D - Where can I find this http://www.3drealms.com/duke3d/index.html (click the "Buy it!" button for a registered download) Wolfenstein - I have E.T which is amazing, are you talking about the new one? Yep. It has some cool elements to it. Unreal Tournament - which one? Or all of them? They're all good but the 2004 version is my favourite.

I find that most GTA games are fun the first week or so of playing them, then I get bored when I get stuck on a mission or something and begin doing pointless stuff like just driving around or shooting people. But even that is boring in the end because it serves no purpose.

1. Doom 2. Fallout 2 3. Portal 2 4. Command & Conquer The First Decade 5. Tomb Raider II 6. Duke Nukem 3D 7. Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 8. Fallout 3 9. Deus Ex 10. Max Payne 11. Commander Keen 12. Terminal Velocity 13. Quake 14. Doom 3 15. Bulletstorm 16. SiN 17. Wolfenstein 18. MDK 19. Jazz Jackrabbit 2 20. Unreal Tournament

Of course. Doesn't mean anyone has to agree with you though.

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty and John started crying a pond. Just then an antelope crashed through to the surface from the land called "Under the Surface". All of a sudden there was

Batman's sad there's shitloads worth of banana's in his ass.

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty and John started

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was

Is pirating a game on PC any different than burning a copy and playing it on a chipped console? If people want to play games for free they'll always find a way. I would've bought it if it was on PC. I bought Max Payne.

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded

As I said earlier, the length and structure of the HL2 episodes is the main reason I don't really consider them standalone games but rather expansion packs to HL2 as there weren't really any other sort of expansion packs to it like in HL1.

Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman