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Alyxx Thorne

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  1. Tyler, we won't have fun with a technological train, it takes a ton of milk to kill you.
  2. That's actually all that I ever drank as a kid. The corner store on the base had Coca-colas for $3.95 but RC Colas were $0.65. Kind of a no-brainer. We have sort of the same thing here. It doesn't taste as good but it's cheaper.
  3. What was this thread about again? XD
  4. Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon against zombie ghosts! Then Captain Tightpants, surprisingly pantless today, had an epiphany "Kaylee was right next to bees that were angry and shooting lazoooors!" Captain Tightpants said "UGH BOOGA BIM" and Gordon Freeman replied "Ma lazoooor!" and everything exploded, headcrab zombie Icing and cake was seriously friggin' everywhere. Gordon felt guilty and John started crying a pond. Just then an antelope crashed through to the surface from the land called "Under the Surface". All of a sudden there was a huge rift and Asahina disappeared. Someone said something about the Combine attacking John Freeman by kidnapping Asahina, John Freeman frowned and said, "Avast!" He then got his grappling hook stuck in an asshole of a vortigant who said "Why, thanks, John!". The Vortigant started hovering over a giant headcrab that looked suspiciously like Wallace Breen. Earlier, Breen had been smelling coke off a monkey's ass when Duke Nukem arrived negotiating with him using a crowbar. Gordon Freeman was confused by Duke's arguments. He get wepon from goast
  5. I think atheism isn't philosophically redundant. A lot of philosophers questioned the existence of God.
  6. I'm more surprised that we did than that we didn't. I never noticed.
  7. We had a search bar?
  8. I consider both Opposing Force and Blue Shift canon. Just because we didn't see the x-race in Half-Life 2 or the episodes doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
  9. Eating Frosted Flakes. ^-^
  10. Sweep - We Wrote Our Names In Water
  11. It's worse than that. Not only was it originally developed for PC, but I read the entire structure of the game was changed to accommodate the console market. Originally it was going to be more like a cross between classic adventure games and sort of the free-roaming aspect of GTA games, where you really kind of explore and investigate things. I haven't played it, but I heard the modified version is far more narrow in scope and has more of a shooter emphasis. I'm sure the end result is good, but I get the impression it would have been even better if it wasn't aiming for a lower common denominator. Agreed 100%.
  12. Judging by your avatar I'd say you're a fan of Commander Keen too.
  13. Fallout 2: FUCK YEAH! In my opinion Fallout 2 will always be the best in the series, regardless of Fallout 3 or New Vegas.
  14. Doom 2 was never as great as the first Doom but it had a lot of great level design and I liked the idea of demons invading Earth.
  15. Hey we will have fun with a shorter train, it takes a lot of rum to eat you.
  16. Angst Pop - Panic (at T.C.F.)
  17. Seems I'm really gonna get my post-apocalyptic fix this year with Fallout 3, New Vegas AND Rage.
  18. Hey, we couldn't have fun with a shorter truck, it takes a lot more effort to drain you.
  19. Aww, he's cute.
  20. Saybia - The Second You Sleep
  21. A shame I didn't have any money to buy Serious Sam Gold.
  22. Love a good rpg, although i wouldn't say i'm a hardcore RPG junkie. I just like getting lost in a game world and developing a character. Well, developing a character is what all good RPG's are about in my opinion.
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