Alyxx Thorne

Let's try and get back on topic though.

I played Doom when I was 6, and I have still yet to participate in any school massacre.

I particurarily enjoy Brad Jones' work and Linkara's comic reviews.

Especially considered it's on the GameCube which wasn't exactly a powerhouse to begin with.

Let's get back on topic. I'd love to see more reviews that aren't all negative.

Such as the guy who thought the stairs was a broken escalator?

Apoptygma Berzerk : Deep Red [Live 1994]

Apoptygma Berzerk - Bitch

Which one of the 3, or is it all of them? And have you tried the 'leaked' beta? (the one that Square-Enix is enthusiastically accepting reviews of, despite it's "illegal" release) Of course they are accepting reviews. They would basically be beta reports.

Yeah, I love Metroid Prime too.

A lot of great games have little to no story.

So basically. Fear 3 is just Halo with a Fear skin. Could still be an enjoyable game for me since I don't mind regenerating health, 2-weapon systems or using cover at all. But it just isn't Fear for me.

Moved to the Valve games forum.

Machinima isn't a person. I think he already knows that... Most likely he meant a representative.

Caramel sauce.

I honestly don't think it's a good idea, to be honest. The fact it just doesn't work for most people and even has some rather serious health effects should be a warning in of itself.

Hot and humid today, and it looks like we're getting some thunderstorm.

Simple thing. If you don't want it, don't buy it. Hats are not required for you to play the game, so why whine so much about them?

I stick to a normal cycle usually. I prefer sticking to what I'm used to. I don't see any reason why I should sleep several times a day when it's more fitting for me to just sleep 8 hours at night and stay awake all day.

I find it funny how everyone who hates hats never gives any particular reason for why they hate them. They just dislike them because they are there, sort of. Seriously, people seem to just love whining about stuff.

Well, at least it's an honest review about your experience with the game. I disagree strongly with it since it's the game I've had the most fun with lately. Speaking about the alien hive level with the women being raped, uhm, I never heard you complain about that being in Duke 3D, because the same thing happened there. Duke Forever is just more graphic about it. It's not a joke, it's not meant to be funny, it's meant to be the very reason Duke hates the aliens and it's supposed to make you hate the aliens, not the game itself. Even if the game has a loose tone and is very humorous, that part is not meant to be a joke. So I felt you just didn't get most of the game, maybe mostly because your distaste for it made you very focused on pointing out bad things about it. The driving controls, albeit a bit stiff, didn't ruin the game for me really, and the graphics are very tolerable to me.

There's actually a Norwegian band called "Ingenting" which means "Nothing". And the band "A" has a song called "Nothing".

Earthbound is a bit of a cult thing. Not many people know about it, but those who have played it often end up developing a very close relationship to it.

Red Faction 1 and 2 are definitely not obscure. On the PS2 the first game became a massive hit actually.

My friend playing Animal Crossing.