Alyxx Thorne

How am I more disturbing?

Who needs five guys when I already have two?

Banned for being disturbing

I knew about it. I think it's very easy to find it.

A female orgasm usually lasts much longer than a male orgasm, that's the only comparison I know.

You're supposed to come up with a new one, you know.

Banned because I don't care. Banned for having a disturbing avatar. Double-ban! *whip*

Lara Croft. Indy is kinda too old for my taste. Whiskey or vodka?

Banned for being anti-anthro

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate to crowbar it. The crate exploded, and out came a BLU Pyro. The Pyro's muffled voice yelled, "ICE TO MEET YOU!" "..." Gordon Freeman replied, and crowbarred Pyro in the oxygen tank, causing a large explosion, but Gordon's HEV only saved Gordon and a village of crazed bushmen. One bushman said "So long, and good luck my bespectacled bearded friend.". So he was gone like the horse that Epsilon ate for breakfast. Blightmare then came with a great white shark who Epsilon wrestled like famous pirate Figunaye. Psychotic Ninja was killing ponies. Suddenly, The world stopped in a matter made of Alyxx's collection of rare manly movies, like Commando and Terminator,

FM marathon night with doritos and beer. If hentai was inspired by real life?

Follow my mission objectives, of course. If Crystal Pepsi came back for good?

I feel a bit disturbed by his comment... Banned for banning him before me.

Yeah, that one is cool too. I liked having to find the weapons again.

The wreck of Maria Doria from Tomb Raider II. The whole level feels enormous and really historic and the amount of detail and thought that has gone into it is staggering.

Yes, me too. But I just don't see it happening. The nearest Mario has come a shotgun was when SMB was bundled with Duck Hunt on the same cart.

Wow, thanks for making me feel like a bad idea, mr Judgemental. Way to go. I think my boyfriend would disagree with you though. there's a word for that you know, "Hermaphrodite" That sounds much nicer than "half-girl half-boy" to me. Makes me feel special! Bad idea: Clicking the links in your inbox' spam folder.

Drink a lot of beer. If Duke Nukem was real?

Both, simultaneously. Vanilla Ice or Eminem?

Axeldeath is banned for not banning me, and Figunaye is banned for never using anything but TF2 avatars.

(I loved it personally) Did you know that Cars 2 is even more meh?

I've still yet to play this game, but it seems like a very atmospheric game.

We don't need no education... Pink Floyd or Led Zeppelin?

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate to crowbar it. The crate exploded, and out came a BLU Pyro. The Pyro's muffled voice yelled, "ICE TO MEET YOU!" "..." Gordon Freeman replied, and crowbarred Pyro in the oxygen tank, causing a large explosion, but Gordon's HEV only saved Gordon and a village of crazed bushmen. One bushman said "So long, and good luck my bespectacled bearded friend.". So he was gone like the horse that Epsilon ate for breakfast. Blightmare then came with a great white shark who Epsilon wrestled like famous pirate Figunaye. Psychotic Ninja was killing ponies. Suddenly, The world stopped in a matter made of Alyxx's collection of rare

Banned for disliking foxes.