Alyxx Thorne

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arnold Schwarzenegger gets pregnant.

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How I look like immideately after showering: How I look like the moment I step outside into the Norwegian winter climate:

Hits on me.

Subnautica + Mass Effect Andromeda = Mass Effect Subnautica The series takes an entirely new spin as Shepard goes where no Shephard has gone before. The deep sea! Fighting underwater lobsters instead of space lobsters and making deals with a short-lived amphibian people and blue fish ladies makes so much more contextual sense now.

Nah that's normal. Am I weird for getting off to Invader Zim?

2890 - Selous becomes a brony

Nope. Don't have a license and I'm a pacifist. Wouldn't mind owning a replica though. Pv61yEcOqpw

Cops

Granted but you're now unable to enjoy your work. I wish I wouldn't put on weight from eating chocolate.

Waking up without shower milk (or conditioner).

Ass Effect Alternate title for Tomb Raider. I'd watch that. <3

Ruby Rod is bored and hungry. Fuck the beast with Devastation of Musculation

(After having sex) "Let's relax with some Slayer."

Caresser of Wench Bossoms

Metalhead

I take Type O Negative over Dokken any time. But I'm a filthy goth anyway. Well, they're not Men Without Hats for sure. 8T3N6a24A9I

Banned cause I just realized melons is an anagram of lemons.

Fab/Oulous It was a gif that didn't work Yours is DD/5 I see

Shit controls Amnesia: The Dark Descent

Welcome!

Rad Rodgers