Alyxx Thorne

Excuse me but why would you want jelly beans in a porn?

Rated S for Sexy Depp

Nah, he's not a spambot, he just made an ad topic. Which is still spam but he's not a bot.

Absolutely. People seem to be forgetting this: Barney and Gordon have been friends since Black Mesa. Both would race into Dr. Kleiner's office via the air ducts when he would lock himself out. Can't quite remember when this is actually mentioned in the game, so I took the quote from Half-Life wiki. I don't think it actually is mentioned in-game since by the time Half-Life was made and released, Valve had no official storyline or backstory actually IN the game and everything was either mentioned in a manual or something. I don't think it was until Half-Life 2 was made they tried to expand on single characters since HL1 didn't have any single character NPC's outside Gordon and G-Man and all the other NPC's were just clones of each other with identical clothes, looks and voices and there were probably a maximum of 3-4 base models used for scientists and just 1 used for guards (Barney), with one more guard being added in the Opposing Force pack (Otis).

Yeap, pretty much. Ketchup solves everything.

Too bad I'm no natural redhead. Hairdyes ftw! Anyway, just woke up and drinking some coffee, waiting for the mail to arrive.

Yeah, I've wanted a pipe wrench since I played Opposing Force as well.

It's cute at least.

The amount of awesome is through the floof

Yeah it's just boring to be honest. I don't mind sex in a fanfic as long as you have a solid story wrapped around it and it's not the main focus because you're writing fiction, not porn.

That does not even make sense...

Don't care about tropes, to be frank.

Alternate title for Patton. Star Trek Nemesis

Rated b for blue man with ridicilous hat and bubble pipe

Yeah, that's a bit clever actually, but a bit boring.

Yeah, games are made to be fun, so there has to be a balance between fun and realism.

Now I want some...

That's a shame in my opinion, to be honest. I mean, if people get paid for the work they should do it, even if they get paid in advance.

People won't be totally devoted to something unless they're extreme fans of your work or you pay them for it. Volunteer help most likely fails because of either of those two factors. It's nice when it happens and works out but it more than often doesn't, something I am sure you have some experience with.

Yeah, fanfictions can range from terrible to tolerable. Think it's bad reading the official Harry Potter books? Check out some Harry Potter fanfics.

i kinda want some.

The one in HL2 is probably made out of a light metal, like aluminum. Either that or Gordon's HEV suit seriously augments his muscle power.

Ha ha ha... That was kinda funny though.

I rarely drink alcohol unless I have peanuts, pork rinds, potato chips or something else that's salty and crispy with it. Especially if it's beer or a vodka drink. And wine I drink almost exclusively with food. Though granted sometimes I just enjoy a drink on its own, especially if it has a rather complex taste that could easily be screwed up by food. This usually goes for whiskey which is just ruined by food usually.

Banned for orange clockwork