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Average Internet Guy

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  1. Death Death - Voltaire (he was on Oddities the other day!)
  2. It's time I be handin' out a lesson in humility to these swabs... I'll load up me miniature grapeshot fer the task.
  3. [img]http://skreened.com/render-product/i/s/a/isaoeegoqjmwebsaamzg/image.w174h200f3.jpg[/img]
  4. I'd hit that... With a crowbar.
  5. We got a little bit of rain yesterday in Athens... But now it's HOT.
  6. installed a knob in a french door
  7. Last time I saw him, he tried to murder me. But when you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling them up in a carpet, and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead.
  8. It damages the ecosystem there, plus the sand and dust tends to cover the panels, particularly in places where sandstorms are common. The same problem caused the Spirit rover on Mars to shut down. Here's an example of just one sandstorm in Syria:
  9. SUPER VIBRATE
  10. When you're playin' sports, the sweat can get in your face. That's why Towelie says, "Always keep an extra towel in your duffle bag."
  11. Did you know that you're wrong? http://www.snopes.com/horrors/vanities/ribs.asp
  12. banned for restarting the grammar war.
  13. banned for switching off your targeting computer.
  14. I would create my own little universe then, full of people to debate my existence and create forums where people say super powers like that would get boring after a while.
  15. projecting touchable holograms and immortality. who needs a reason when you have a ticket to orgy-land?
  16. Chrome, cause it's so fast.
  17. Currently 16, but that may be subject to change sometime next march.
  18. Banned for neo-grammar Nazism.
  19. oh god yes. melted ice cream is the best drink ever, it doesn't even matter what flavor. +rep
  20. Hey Baby - Pitbull ft. T-Pain
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