Average Internet Guy

‎"Ok, here's your motivation. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you. There's a witch and she keeps leaving shit outside your door!"

I don't always make sense, but when I do, I don't.

http://www.theonion.com/video/fda-official-just-eat-a-goddamn-vegetable,18905/

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I remember, they found chain structures on a meteorite from Allan Hills in antarctica. It's been debated whether its life (they are much smaller than regular bacteria) from mars or if it originated from earth.

actually, that would be workable... like Dear Esther, where soundclips are triggered upon entering a certain area. Pretty easy to implement, with only the addition of a few trigger_once's and ambient_generics.

rocking out to some kelly bailey

Ah, but that is most certainly NOT what you said... Try again... It's a variant of the root word 'dibs' context clues ftw +rep

Flathead, harder to strip. Margarine or butter?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dibs

already called dibsies

Did you know that everything floats down here, that is, if its mass per unit of volume is equal to or lighter than that of water.

dibsies

If Nicholas Cage was an actor, he'd be Nicholas Stage

"I don't know about you, but I do not accept limits on my free speech. I don't know about you, but I do not accept the status quo. But I do accept Visa, Mastercard and American Express. Fifty dollars or less, please because then I do not need to keep a record."

If Nicholas Cage played Final Fantasy, he'd be Nicholas Mage

He saw that there was a motorcycle stunt going on.

Zombine_Intro_Pose

so i'm automatically the medic? also, sounds interesting. i'm up for it. yay.

good idea: -repping him

FREE TF2 FOREVER!!!!!! so glad I only bought T.O.B. on 360

aheardabird chicca chicca

duality-slipknot

CONGLATURATION! I once had about 950 posts on one forum, that was the most I've ever had. Over all of the forums I've ever been on, I'd say I had about 1500-2000 posts, including the pointless +1 ones.

First things first, I wouldn't bother holing up in any one place for long. I would find a secluded mountain range. I would pack as many boxes of .22LR subsonic as I could hold (for a semiautomatic rifle w/telescopic sight), *first aid kit, multitool, rope, machete, *satellite phone and a solar charger, LifeStraw+Filters, canteen, rechargeable flashlight, *radio, *compass, *map, hunting stand (the ones with the ladders so I can have a safe place to temporarily rest and scout out any area I would be travelling to). Overall loadout weight would be about 60-65 pounds. *only needs to be carried by one person in my group I would travel with 2 of my friends who would be equipped the same as I am, and we would move northwest towards the Great Plains (sparsely populated, large, open terrain that would be easy to scout out. From there on we would move to the Bridger mountains (again, small population and military bases as an added bonus) and we would stay there until it's over. It's about a 2,050 mile trip, and it should take me 8-9 months if I can do 10 miles a day with added stops generously added every few days. Then again, if they're the kind that can't feel pain, I would just sit in my house and laugh as they quickly break their bones in their hands and legs. from repeated falls and accidents.