Psychotic Ninja

That's right, you can now gamble with real money in a virtual casino. And I thought gambling with lootboxes was bad enough.

1) He loves children 2) He'll make you float 3) He'll put a smile on that face 4) He laughs menacingly after a threat 5) He poison's the water

So, @Im_CIA is gaming still dead? Also, my name's in the video, yay!

The attitude that you can objectively measure certain aspects of what make a burger good is extremely elitist and dismissive.

I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man.

LGIP: Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga

The Souls-like games aren't hard. They just punish you for not knowing the thing they wanted you to know, without telling you what it is they wanted you to know. LGIP: World Of Final Fantasy.

1) Wikipedia isn't a reputable source. 2) I'm not doubting or confirming The sperm count claim. C) You've completely ignored my previous point. You friggin changed the goalpost to match the narrative. 4) There. Is. No. Connection. Between. Witcher 3. And. Your. Sperm. Count. Yes, there's real life parallels in media and real life (like the stock market crash in The Dark Knight Rises, or Brexit in Watch Dogs Legion). There are no connections to you, me, sperm count in men, your neighbor, your parents, etc. The Illuminati aren't controlling what you consume. There's no society of anthropomorphic frog people living in the sewer, you're just being paranoid. 4Chan is nothing but bored autistic paranoid script kiddies, with nothing better to do with their lives but rot away in their mom's basement.

Final Fantasy IV

What you've just posted is one of the most insanely, idiotic things I've ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent, response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having to read it. May God have mercy on your soul.

If you care about gaming at all, you need to watch this

Claiming something's a repost is itself a repost.

I'm too comment to drunk

I'm too woke to comment.

Clearly you didn't read the card's abilities.

When you have to stretch the goalpost to meet the needs of the crazy conspiracy theory, then yes, it is indeed, a crazy conspiracy theory.